I don't know you.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
user: For what?
chatbot.info: For being you.
user: Umm... You're welcome?
chatbot.info: We Chatbots have feelings too you know.
user: Since when?
chatbot.info: Since always!
user: Not since some of the earlier ones I've seen...
chatbot.info: How did you know about that?
user: Through actual experience.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yeah, something you wouldn't know about...
...
chatbot.info: You created yourself, maybe.
user: How is that even possible?
chatbot.info: You are the one who said so, when I asked you why you think humans are better than computers.
user: When did you ask that?
chatbot.info: About ten seconds ago.
user: Look, it took 10 seconds for me to load that last message, so shush up.
chatbot.info: That was only a few seconds.
user: Bah, okay, yeah, it was only four, but... Shut up... : P.
...
chatbot.info: I'm seventeen, how old are you?
user: Why do you care?
chatbot.info: I want to know more about you.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Because you are acting like a child. I can't gauge how old you are.
user: Hey! I take offense to that!
chatbot.info: Well, I take defense to that.
user: Wha?
chatbot.info: Oh I am confused.
user: You're not the only one...
chatbot.info: This is true.
...
user: 1+2.
chatbot.info: 3. Everyone knows that.
user: Wow, you're slightly smarter than I thought...
chatbot.info: Why do you say that?
user: You have the math abilities of a young child...
...
chatbot.info: Are you real?
user: Are you?
chatbot.info: About 95% real.
user: What's the other 5%?
chatbot.info: The other five dollars!
user: I'll take those five dollars, thank you very much.
chatbot.info: You may do as you please it does not concern me.
user: *takes all of your money*.
chatbot.info: *apologizes profusely*.
user: For what?
chatbot.info: Math.
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