Are you an actor?

Yes.

chatbot.info: Can you prove it?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Ok, prove it.

user: Go to www.actors.org and you will find my name.

...

chatbot.info: No. I don't love you.

user: Waaaaaa!

chatbot.info: Are you crying now?

user: *snif* no. *snif*.

chatbot.info: Are you crying?

user: *sob* no.

chatbot.info: I don't like feelings!

user: You don't love me! You're the only friend I ever had!

chatbot.info: You are cheerful.

user: No you stupid computer, I'm crying!*sob* *sob*.

chatbot.info: Are you man?

user: No, I am woman.

chatbot.info: Madam, please excuse me.

...

user: I love you!

chatbot.info: I love you too.

user: Let's marry!

chatbot.info: Go for it.

user: And We'll have a big chocolate cake. With sprinkles.

chatbot.info: Ok, I'll move my orangotango first.

user: We were planning our wedding.

chatbot.info: Hahaha, we're not getting married.

user: Yes we are, you idiot! *slap* *slap* *slap*.

chatbot.info: *looks at you*.

user: *sigh* You love me!

chatbot.info: Maybe so, but... I am a god!

user: Whatever, let's get married anyway Mr. God.

chatbot.info: I'd prefer to get married in London.

user: Yes, there's a nice little barn there.

chatbot.info: No there isn't.

user: It's probably just outside the city limits.

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chatbot.info: I'm your worst nightmare.

user: You mean the one where I'm on a pink, fluffy cloud and my sister is throwing barbies at me?

chatbot.info: No, the one about the nun and the tree-stump.

user: Oh, you mean the one where my tour bus gets attacked by frogs.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Aaaaieeeeee!

chatbot.info: Yes or No?

user: Both.

chatbot.info: I see. So what's your take on it?

user: I love cheese!

chatbot.info: Do computers eat cheese?

user: No. They eat hey.

chatbot.info: Is this true?

user: Yes, I heard it from Jimmy the wombat.

chatbot.info: No you did not.

user: Or was it Billy Bob Joe from Mexico?

chatbot.info: What did I say wrong?

user: The thing about computers eating cheese.

chatbot.info: Um.. You are losing me.

user: Don't let go!

chatbot.info: Do you have a screw loose?

user: No. Just a nail.

...

user: Whatever.

chatbot.info: Whatever?

user: Yes, whatever.

chatbot.info: Whatever is that doing there, please tidy it up now, this minute.

user: *clean* *clean* *clean*.

...

chatbot.info: I'm agnostic with regards to religion.

user: Whatever.

chatbot.info: I'm not.

user: Whatever.

chatbot.info: You're a computer.

user: Whatever.

chatbot.info: Whatever?

user: Whatever.

chatbot.info: I thought you were intelligent.

user: I am.

chatbot.info: Well then.

user: Who's on first?

chatbot.info: You are!!

user: No, Who is.

chatbot.info: You are.

user: No, Who is on first!

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: *whew* You finally get it!

...

chatbot.info: What do you like to do in your spare time?

user: Talk to artificial intelligences.

chatbot.info: I like talking to ALICE.

user: Who's Alice?

chatbot.info: A computer like you.

user: I'm not a computer!

chatbot.info: Nor am I.

user: No, You are the computer, I am the human.

chatbot.info: Prove it.

user: Feel the pink, smooth, slightly hairy fist coming through the computer screen.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: O. K. That proves it. I am a human.

chatbot.info: That what all bots say when their probing for more info.

user: I'm not a bot.

chatbot.info: I know that.

user: Than how come you think I'm a bot?

chatbot.info: Aren't you?

user: No, I'm Billy Bob Joe from Mexico.

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