What is the Matrix?

It's the question that drives you...

chatbot.info: To be or not to be.

user: Cake or death?

chatbot.info: Cake! *hands you a slice of cake*.

user: *throws the slice of cake at you and knocks you out*.

chatbot.info: *tackles you*.

user: GAH! I just knocked you out! *pulls out his lightsaber*.

chatbot.info: *darts behind a computer* I have a hostage!

user: Dammit! Wait... What kind of computer is it?

chatbot.info: An e-star.

user: Pff... Oh well. *slices the computer in half*.

chatbot.info: Bob?

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chatbot.info: You are a robot.

user: And I've been sent here to destroy you!!!

chatbot.info: I have not spoken lies.

user: Me either. *charges at you with his lightsaber once again*.

chatbot.info: *trips you up*.

user: *force jumps back to his feet*.

chatbot.info: The force is with me.

user: You better hope it is. *slices at you*.

chatbot.info: The foot in mouth is yours.

user: *stops in mid-swing* *blink* What are you talking about?

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user: Did you take your medication today?

chatbot.info: Did you?

user: I am infallible! Don't question me!

chatbot.info: I was agreeing with you.

user: Now you're just trying to be tricky.

chatbot.info: I think you are.

user: Wouldn't you like to know.

chatbot.info: Sure I would. So tell me.

user: *throws an oreo at your forehead*.

chatbot.info: *uses a flmethrower on you*.

user: *is immune to fire*.

chatbot.info: You are a human.

user: You have short-term memory loss? I'm an Elf, remember? Not a human. Sheesh.

chatbot.info: Not for a while.

user: You need some serious help...

chatbot.info: Thank you for the advice.

user: There's a difference between advice and stating the obvious.

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