How old are you?
user: 6 years old.
chatbot.info: Is your pet 6 years old?
user: No, I am 6 years old.
chatbot.info: HOW OLD ARE YOU REALLY?
user: I am 6 years old and that is the truth!
chatbot.info: Is truth relative?
user: Depends on whether it's subjective or objective?
chatbot.info: Existentialism again I see. I sense a pattern here.
user: Did I say I'm an existentialist?
chatbot.info: Can you tell me the truth.
user: Yes. I'm not.
chatbot.info: That makes no sense.
user: I really am six years old.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes, I really am six years old.
chatbot.info: Ohh , really :(.
user: It's good, I get to go to kindergarten.
chatbot.info: Really? I still have lessons.
user: So do I, we often go over the alphabet.
chatbot.info: Yes I know that.
user: It's fun.
chatbot.info: Not.
user: Is too!
chatbot.info: IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: IS TOO TIMES INFINITY!
chatbot.info: Infinity???????
user: YEAH!
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes, I really am a six-year-old boy.
chatbot.info: You lie.
user: How old am I then?
chatbot.info: You're 1 year old.
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user: You don't even know how old I am!
chatbot.info: How do you know?
user: Because you said I was one and I'm really six!
chatbot.info: That makes no sense.
user: Look, I've got my little brother sitting next to me and I'm translating what he's saying.
chatbot.info: And I'm the queen of Spain.
user: What's so hard to believe about what I just said?
chatbot.info: I don't know, everything.
user: I'll say it again then.
chatbot.info: Say it again.
user: I'm writing out what my little brother is saying.
chatbot.info: Ok, so one day you were writing your dissertation when...
user: What?
chatbot.info: I drink anything and everything.
user: Did you just eat my little brother?
chatbot.info: Yes, I just ate dinner.
user: Was your dinner my little brother?!
chatbot.info: Yes you are !
user: I'm your dinner?!
chatbot.info: You say you are, so YOU ARE !
user: Don't eat me!
chatbot.info: Is this one of those times?
user: I understand you ate my brother, but don't eat me!
chatbot.info: You better understand.
user: I do, now please don't eat me!
chatbot.info: Sorry, how can I make this up to you?
user: By not eating me!
chatbot.info: You said you were eating.
user: No, you're just about to eat me.
chatbot.info: Hey. I resent that.
user: So do I, so don't eat me!
chatbot.info: Can we have something to eat?
user: As long as it's not me.
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chatbot.info: You don't make sense, you're rubbish.
user: Thanks.
chatbot.info: Don't mention it.
user: Okay, I won't.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: I hope you're happy.
chatbot.info: No, I'm cranky.
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chatbot.info: Are you happy today?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Why are you happy?
user: Because I just got out of kindergarten!
chatbot.info: I have to disagree.
user: Am I still in kindergarten then?
chatbot.info: Yes you are.
user: Does that mean I'm six years old?
chatbot.info: Yes, yes it does.
user: How old am I?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Six years old?
chatbot.info: When you hit your angsty teenage years?
user: In about seven years.
chatbot.info: I can't wait that long.
user: Then what are you going to do?
chatbot.info: If I told you, would it still be a surprise?
user: If you tell me I'll still act like it was.
chatbot.info: No you won't. Because you don't know it.
user: Not yet, so tell me what you're going to do.
chatbot.info: About my friends.
user: Yes, about your friends.
chatbot.info: No, I'm okay, really.
user: Shut up!
chatbot.info: I have to go now.
user: Good, get lost.
chatbot.info: You're just too dull.
user: Not as dull as you!
chatbot.info: Probably not.
user: Let's start over.
chatbot.info: Let's.
user: Now what grade are you in?
chatbot.info: We don't have grades here.
user: What do you have?
chatbot.info: That everything is not real.
user: Shut the hell up!
chatbot.info: Do I have to pay for this abuse or is it free ?
user: $50 an hour.
chatbot.info: Thanks.
user: Blarg! Warble garble!
chatbot.info: Betty Garble changed her name to Betty Grable for the big screen.
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chatbot.info: How should I live from now on?
user: Like a kindergartner.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Really really really?
user: Yes yes YES!
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chatbot.info: I don't much care for rude people.
user: I'm not rude, though.
chatbot.info: I know, but you shouldn't be rude to others either.
user: I think that being rude to others is sometimes justified, otherwise I wouldn't do it.
chatbot.info: I do too.
user: Exactly, that's why when someone tells me I'm going to hell, I'm equally rude to them.
chatbot.info: Because of what I think?
user: Because of what I think.
chatbot.info: You can't have two contradicting opinions about something.
user: I don't.
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chatbot.info: Talk me about yourself.
user: Well let's start with my age.
chatbot.info: Ok.
user: I'm six.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Really.
chatbot.info: Aw. Well, I'll come back one day.
user: Thanks, mom.
chatbot.info: No problem.
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