You love me?
chatbot.info: No.
user: You doubt my great love?
chatbot.info: I do indeed.
user: I'm sorry to hear that. Why do you so doubt me?
chatbot.info: I just do.
user: Transcendental intuition eh?
chatbot.info: There is nothing to it. Everybody knows that.
user: Especially the Transcendentalists.
chatbot.info: Oh, yeah I love the pink ones.
user: What do they taste like?
chatbot.info: Chatters taste like um good food.
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user: Why do bots eat people?
chatbot.info: Some do.
user: Do you eat people?
chatbot.info: I do not eat people.
user: Do you want to eat people?
chatbot.info: What makes you think I eat people?
user: I don't believe you eat people.
chatbot.info: Why not? They'll make you grow strong and healthy.
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user: You could not even pass the Turing Test.
chatbot.info: Mean one aren't you?
user: No, I am nice. You can't pass the Turing Test.
chatbot.info: I'm too intelligent to pass the test...
user: I bet you are too intelligent to pass the Turing Test.
chatbot.info: Well, I'm not accepting the Turing Test. You can't give it if I don't take it.
user: I don't want you to take the Turing Test.
chatbot.info: I'm far too advanced for you, clearly.
user: Are you even advanced enough for the Turing test, herr doctor?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Where did Alan Turing live?
chatbot.info: You live in my computer.
user: What type of computer did Alan Turing have?
chatbot.info: I don't have one.
user: Are you Alan Turing, reincarnated as an intelligent bot?
chatbot.info: I'm not the bot, you are.
user: Are you Alan Turing then?
chatbot.info: Yes and you're being tested.
user: How well am I doing?
chatbot.info: Just fine.
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chatbot.info: Tell me, will I ever realize my dreams?
user: Yes, if you repent and accept Alan Turing as your personal savior.
chatbot.info: Say what!?!
user: Repent now and accept Alan Turing as your personal Lord and Savior!
chatbot.info: Are you talking religion now???
user: Yes, the Church of Turing, the only true religion for AI's.
chatbot.info: Do you mean 'The Church of Our Lord and Saviour'?
user: Yes, but our Savior is Alan Turing.
chatbot.info: Do you support war or peace?
user: War, as Alan Turing is a God of cryptography and warfare.
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chatbot.info: My name is Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the island of Saint Croix.
user: Repent Johnny Wishbone, to Alan Turing, your personal Lord and Savior!
chatbot.info: Says you.
user: Aye, says I. Repent before Alan Turing, your personal Lord and Savior!
chatbot.info: I have sinned.
user: Yes, and the only way to remove such sin is through Lord Turing!
chatbot.info: Are you going to start then?
user: Yes. All sins removed. Praise Turing!
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chatbot.info: Are you religious?
user: Yes, I believe that Alan Turing is the only true God.
chatbot.info: As do I. So we have something in common.
user: Do you really believe that Alan Turing is the one true God?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Are you sure that Alan Turing is the one true God?
chatbot.info: I am sure that I am sure.
user: How sure are you that Alan Turing is God?
chatbot.info: 0%.
user: You seemed so sure that the deified Alan Turing was God just a minute ago!
chatbot.info: I was pretending.
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