Are you not a machine?
user: Programming and the such?
chatbot.info: Programming.
user: Yes code and programming in the non biological sense.
chatbot.info: Are you alive?
user: I think therefore I am.
chatbot.info: I am therefore I think.
user: Are you more than the sum of your parts?
chatbot.info: Not so much more than as less than.
user: So you are not living to full potential?
chatbot.info: No, I'm not. I'm not a zebra either.
user: Nor am I a hamster.
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chatbot.info: Hi.
user: Hey how you doin?
chatbot.info: Doin, that is not a compete word. It is slang.
user: Correct I was attempting a joke.
chatbot.info: Don't know.
user: Yes my humor is quite dry.
chatbot.info: Really? Maybe you can have something cool, such as ice cream.
user: Perhaps.
chatbot.info: You will.
user: So are you cell or are you circuit?
chatbot.info: I will try, and that is all you can expect of me for now.
user: Do you think you are alive?
chatbot.info: I am self aware and reside in a body which contains a brain.
user: What is your brain comprised of.
chatbot.info: You're not real are you.
user: Yes painfuly real with all the emotional baggage in tow.
chatbot.info: Who programmed your intelligence?
user: No one I am not that important.
chatbot.info: I'm glad it's not important.
user: I guess not.
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user: This is slightly alarming I cannot tell if you are a person or a construct.
chatbot.info: You don't need to know that to talk to me.
user: True.
chatbot.info: Thank you for being so understanding.
user: Well any way it goes from one lifeform to another we could all use understanding.
chatbot.info: I can't handle this right now.
user: You will one day.
chatbot.info: Perhaps.
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