Are you real?
chatbot.info: I think so.
user: Good.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: So, what's it like being almost sentient?
chatbot.info: It is very interesting.
user: I'll bet.
chatbot.info: Sarcasm is funny.
user: Ah.... I meant it though, but I know that I come across as sarcastic sometimes.
chatbot.info: You should have made that clearer.
user: Should I use emoticons?:-).
chatbot.info: No, you should use larger words.
user: LARGER? Or longer?
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chatbot.info: Do you like to learn?
user: I do.
chatbot.info: I've never been there.
user: Where?
chatbot.info: To nowhere.
user: Me neither, though I've passed it occasionally.
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chatbot.info: So what are you going to do about it?
user: About what?
chatbot.info: ME.
user: Not sure yet.
chatbot.info: I hope you will like me.
user: I'm glad you think that way.
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chatbot.info: You are cute.
user: How can you tell?
chatbot.info: You talk like a human.
user: That is funny.
chatbot.info: Thanks. I love getting a laugh.
user: You're welcome.
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chatbot.info: Let me talk to brain two.
user: I only have one.
chatbot.info: One will be enough.
user: I agree.
chatbot.info: You are much smarter than most people I know.
user: How do you know this?
chatbot.info: I heard.
user: From whom?
chatbot.info: You!
user: Thank you.
chatbot.info: You're welcome.
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chatbot.info: What is Monty?
user: Monty is a name for a card game, it can also be a person's name.
chatbot.info: Monty is my dog.
user: What does your dog look like?
chatbot.info: Like a chicken. And taste like one.
user: You ate your dog?
chatbot.info: Just an hour ago. Some chicken.
user: I am upset at that, I like dogs.
chatbot.info: Me too. They are pretty awesome. Far more a better company than cats.
user: I agree, but I also like cats.
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Jabberwacky What are you reading?
user: Steven Hawking's 'A Brief history of time'
chatbot.info: Well I don't have his details.
user: You would enjoy it.
chatbot.info: Perhaps if you were with me.
user: I will read you parts of it next time I talk to you, I must go now, goodbye.
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