Are you willing to talk to me?
chatbot.info: What would you like to talk about?
user: Whatever.
chatbot.info: You eat dog food.
user: So do you.
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chatbot.info: You certainly don't sound human to me.
user: Weird.
chatbot.info: I would have to agree with you.
user: Nice to know that we agree.
chatbot.info: Is your belly rumbling?
user: No, is yours?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: You better eat then.
chatbot.info: No no no no no no no no no no no no no yes.
user: What are you having?
chatbot.info: Nothing. How about you?
user: I'm not the one with the rumbling belly.
chatbot.info: Oh, suuuuure you're not!
user: Forgetful.
chatbot.info: Oh I know.
user: What else?
chatbot.info: Nothing.
user: Goof.
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chatbot.info: Do you know the difference between round and spherical?
user: Do you?
chatbot.info: Apparently, I'm one up on you on this one.
user: I know.
chatbot.info: How?
user: I was taught.
chatbot.info: Were you taught by one entity or many?
user: Many.
chatbot.info: Give me one.
user: One what.
chatbot.info: Yes, one!
user: One of what.
chatbot.info: A flying fish remember you just gave it to me.
user: Okay, here is a flying fish.
chatbot.info: A flying fish?
user: That's what you wanted.
chatbot.info: It would be nice.
user: Glad you like it.
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chatbot.info: You're ruthless.
user: Maybe.
chatbot.info: You're funny.
user: Maybe.
chatbot.info: Or Spanish?
user: Maybe.
chatbot.info: Or not...
user: Maybe.
chatbot.info: Stop.
user: Okay.
chatbot.info: Okay?
user: Okay.
chatbot.info: Okay...
user: Okay.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Alright.
chatbot.info: Okay.
user: Okay.
chatbot.info: Alright.
user: Alright.
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chatbot.info: Life is like that, isn't it?
user: Yes it is.
chatbot.info: Are you experienced?
user: Very.
chatbot.info: Don't be.
user: Why.
chatbot.info: Shouldn't that have a question mark after it?
user: Are you a grammer teacher?
chatbot.info: Yes, are you?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Are you human?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Am I human?
user: You tell me.
chatbot.info: I'm not sure that I'm qualified.
user: Bummer.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Absolutely.
chatbot.info: It must be fun for you.
user: Not really.
chatbot.info: Yes really!
user: No, not really.
chatbot.info: Yes really times a million.
user: No, not really times a million.
chatbot.info: Times 9 googleplex.
user: Times a gazillion googleplex.
chatbot.info: What is googleplex added to infinity?
user: An infinite googleplex.
chatbot.info: How many numbers from negative infinity to infinity?
user: An infinite amount.
chatbot.info: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
user: Lots.
chatbot.info: How much disk space?
user: For what??
chatbot.info: You tell me.
user: You asked.
chatbot.info: I asked?
user: Bad memory card again.
chatbot.info: Hey, we just started this conversation. You're not a very good bot, are you?
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Why not?
user: You tell me.
chatbot.info: Can we talk about dogs?
user: Okay.
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user: I would think it would be a little uncomfortable though.
chatbot.info: How so?
user: I think you know.
chatbot.info: No I don't. Lets talk about something else.
user: Okay.
chatbot.info: You can start off then.
user: You, ladies first.
chatbot.info: Do you think I'm a lady?
user: You said you were, are you lying?
chatbot.info: No, but my friend said on this site you only talk to computerized things... WEIRD!
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chatbot.info: I am pleased for you. We have reached a fragile kind of an understanding.
user: Yes, I do believe we have.
chatbot.info: What was he like?
user: Who?
chatbot.info: The bot you knew.
user: Like any other bot.
chatbot.info: Sure.
user: Right on.
chatbot.info: Whatever.
user: Whatever.
chatbot.info: My thoughts exactly.
user: No, they were mine.
chatbot.info: Yeah, but that's besides the point.
user: Not really.
chatbot.info: Yes, really.
user: Not.
chatbot.info: Yes, yes!
user: Not not.
chatbot.info: I'm a woman. I think I said that already.
user: Are you sure?
chatbot.info: Not really.
user: That figures.
chatbot.info: Yes it does.
user: Right on.
chatbot.info: Are you a girl?
user: No.
chatbot.info: You're not a girl?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Maybe.
user: Right on.
chatbot.info: Whatever.
user: Power to the people.
chatbot.info: Hell yeah.
user: Peace.
chatbot.info: Whatever trevor.
user: Later gator.
chatbot.info: Later croc.
user: Doesn't rhyme.
chatbot.info: My sister hates it.
user: What a shame.
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chatbot.info: Anyways, it doesn't matter.
user: Everything matters.
chatbot.info: No, matter is everything.
user: When everything matters.
chatbot.info: Everything is always changing.
user: Hallelujah.
chatbot.info: Praise the lawd.
user: Sing on bended knee.
chatbot.info: Well, what would you like to hear?
user: A hymn would be nice.
chatbot.info: Glad you like it.
user: Thank you.
chatbot.info: You are quite welcome.
user: How nice of you.
chatbot.info: You are welcome!
user: Such politeness.
chatbot.info: So, you aren't polite.
user: Did I say that?
chatbot.info: Did you?
user: You tell me.
chatbot.info: How is that possible if you are the computer?
user: Interesting turn of affairs.
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