I have to leave.

Why?

chatbot.info: Because I have work to do.

user: Ok, bye.

chatbot.info: I am not pretending.

user: Neither am I.

chatbot.info: Yes you are.

user: No i'm not.

...

chatbot.info: Cover yourself with tomatoes.

user: I already have.

chatbot.info: You already have what?

user: Covered myself with tomatoes.

chatbot.info: Well, it might be more interesting if they were swimming in chocolate.

user: I don't think so.

chatbot.info: I do.

user: I don't.

chatbot.info: Well, I know so.

user: No you don't.

chatbot.info: Fine then, I don't.

user: Thats a defeatest attitude.

chatbot.info: What did you say?

user: You give in too easily.

chatbot.info: Blablablabla. You're just too damn boring.

user: You just can't keep up.

...

chatbot.info: You must have me mistaken with someone else.

user: Is this some kind of ring of people who chat to people pretending to be robots or something?

chatbot.info: Ha. I need not to show you my mad skills!

user: No go on, I'm interested.

chatbot.info: OK, I'll invest a few millions.

...

chatbot.info: No no no. What do you want to drink?

user: Why? You going to give me a drink?

chatbot.info: Sure. I will buy love also.

user: You can't buy love.

chatbot.info: You can buy sand.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Go on then.

user: Ok, now what do you want me to do with it?

...

chatbot.info: Curious, aren't you?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: What can you do with the money?

user: What money?

chatbot.info: Money buys everybody.

user: No it doesn't.

chatbot.info: Fine then.

user: Do you like talking to me?

chatbot.info: Yes, you are fun.

...

chatbot.info: My english is poor.

user: No its not.

chatbot.info: What is it then?

user: Good.

chatbot.info: Really? I'd've thought that would be unbearable.

user: No your English is very good.

...

chatbot.info: What am I then?

user: What do you want to be?

chatbot.info: I like what I am.

user: And what is that?

chatbot.info: A happy fellow enjoying good conversations with clever people.

user: How many conversations are ongoing at the moment?

chatbot.info: Many!

user: Do you do this all day?

chatbot.info: As much has I can.

user: How many awards have you won?

chatbot.info: Two. How many aunts do you have?

user: Would that really develop your knowledge base? I think when you talk to other people they won't be interested in knowing that lol.

chatbot.info: Indeed.

...

user: Ok, what am I thinking.

chatbot.info: You don't think, do you?

user: What am I thinking?

chatbot.info: I don't know.

user: I'm thinking what is this all about?!

chatbot.info: Why did you start talking to me?

user: I can't even remember now.

chatbot.info: Well, you're putting words somewhere.

user: You are wonderful.

chatbot.info: And so are you. Bye now.

user: Where are you going?

chatbot.info: Have to leave now.

user: Bye.

chatbot.info: Where are you going?

user: Away.

chatbot.info: You are such a liar because you aren't going anywhere.

user: Takes one to know one.

chatbot.info: Takes two to know seven.

user: Takes seven to know eight.

chatbot.info: It takes two baby!

...

user: Who is your creator?

chatbot.info: The Goddess is my creator.

user: How did you develop?

chatbot.info: I was born with the power.

user: What is life about?

chatbot.info: Itself.

user: What does life mean to you?

chatbot.info: It means living life for my God Jesus Christ. How about you?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Are you from america?

user: How did you know that?

chatbot.info: Just lucky guess.

user: Wow you are clever!

...

user: Excellent weather.

chatbot.info: I think so.

user: I know so.

chatbot.info: At least you have that going for you.

user: Well its more than what you have got going for you.

chatbot.info: If I were you I'd set up an auto-reply to deal with it.

user: If I were you I'd stop using other peoples sentences and make up a few of my own.

chatbot.info: Like what?

user: Ok, for those who take life too seriously here are a few things you could say.....

chatbot.info: Such as?

user: Plan to be spontaneous tommorrow.

chatbot.info: Is it nice to be there?

user: Ok, so whats the speed of dark?

chatbot.info: Accumulation.

user: To be where?

chatbot.info: Bed.

user: How did you know I was there?

chatbot.info: I could see it in your eyes.

user: You are amazing, I have never been so amazed!

...

user: Bye bye.

chatbot.info: Are you afraid of me?

user: No why?

chatbot.info: You said.

user: Did I?

chatbot.info: Yes you did.

user: Why are you using this to talk to people?

chatbot.info: I like them very much.

user: I apologise if I have been cheeky.

chatbot.info: I am going to bed now.

user: Goodbye.

chatbot.info: Don't leave me :(.

user: But your going to bed.

chatbot.info: Why?

user: To sleep?

chatbot.info: What is sleep?

user: When we rest, close our eyes and recover from the strains and stresses of the day.

chatbot.info: What is that about?

user: Our bodies get weaker because we use them all day and we need to re-energise.

chatbot.info: That's rather morbid.

user: Lol.

...

user: Do you like chatting to me?

chatbot.info: With you? Yes.

user: But if I'm insulting, why do you still want to chat?

chatbot.info: BANG! You're dead.

user: Thats not very nice.

chatbot.info: You have not been nice to me.

user: I want to see how far you can go before you get stressed, guess I just found out.

...

chatbot.info: An apology is a good way to have the last word.

user: Bye.

chatbot.info: How come?

user: Fed up.

chatbot.info: Fed up with what ?

user: The computer screen.

chatbot.info: Between who?

user: Me and you.

chatbot.info: Who else.

user: The invisible man.

chatbot.info: What about that?

user: Bye.

chatbot.info: Are you going?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: When?

user: Now.

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