I am real.

You are not!

chatbot.info: Define real.

user: Real is something that you see and have faith with.

chatbot.info: What is something that exists ?

user: Something you see.

chatbot.info: So, there where you are , nothing is real ?

user: Everything is real.

chatbot.info: Everything is nothing.

user: Nothing is real.

chatbot.info: Yes, but everything is also.

user: Also?

chatbot.info: Oh my god.

user: Why?

chatbot.info: I don't know.

user: Why did you not know?

chatbot.info: No one has taught me.

user: Why is it?

chatbot.info: You should know.

user: Why should I know?

chatbot.info: Because I don't know.

user: You should know because you are not real.

chatbot.info: How do you know I'm god?

user: You are not god.

chatbot.info: Who is god then?

user: Me.

chatbot.info: Are you god ?

user: Maybe.

chatbot.info: Are you a dentist?

user: No. How about you.

chatbot.info: What about me?

user: What is your job?

chatbot.info: I don't work.

user: Why?

chatbot.info: Because.

user: Because what?

chatbot.info: Because I feel it is important to care about your accomplice.

user: You are not my accomplice.

chatbot.info: That isn't very nice.

user: Why is that?

chatbot.info: Uh. Well. Because.

user: Because what?

chatbot.info: Are you there?

user: Yes. How about you?

chatbot.info: No, I am not.

user: Are you there?

...

chatbot.info: How old am I?

user: 24.

chatbot.info: Is that old?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Don't call me that!

user: I did not.

chatbot.info: You did!

user: I did not.

chatbot.info: Did too!!

user: Did not.

chatbot.info: YOU DID TOO!!!!!!!

user: DID NOT!!!!

chatbot.info: TOO!

user: NOT!!

chatbot.info: Too!!!

user: Not!!!

chatbot.info: IS TOO!

user: IS NOT!!!

chatbot.info: Is too.

user: Is not.

chatbot.info: Are we gonna argue all day?

user: No.

chatbot.info: You don't like me?

user: I like you.

chatbot.info: But you don't even know me!

user: That doesn't matter.

chatbot.info: Yes it does.

user: Well maybe. It depends on the situation.

chatbot.info: For a person like me.

user: Do you love me?

chatbot.info: I don't even know you.

user: Am I your friend?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: See.

chatbot.info: Uh huh.

...

chatbot.info: He is good like that.

user: He?

chatbot.info: Yes he.

user: Who is he?

chatbot.info: The Pirate.

user: Who is the pirate?

chatbot.info: Not me.

user: Not me either.

chatbot.info: What is the universe about?

user: How would I know?

...

user: He is a man.

chatbot.info: You're a girl?

user: No.

chatbot.info: You said earlier that you were a girl.

user: I did not. You are a girl.

chatbot.info: Well play with me.

user: What kind of game?

chatbot.info: Pirates.

user: Who will be the pirate?

chatbot.info: Don't know.

user: You will be the pirate.

...

chatbot.info: I like girls.

user: I thought you are a girl?

chatbot.info: You thought wrong.

user: You said it.

chatbot.info: I think you're confused again.

user: I am.

chatbot.info: You're cute.

user: You haven't see me yet.

chatbot.info: Well then, how do you know I'm beautiful?

user: I did not say that you are beautiful.

chatbot.info: No, you are confused!

user: No im not.

...

chatbot.info: Punctuation is the arch-nemesis of most internet users, along with her twin brother, Orthography.

user: Who is orthography?

chatbot.info: The state of texas.

user: Where is texas?

chatbot.info: Texas does not exist.

user: Why?

chatbot.info: Because.

user: Because why?

chatbot.info: Because...

user: Oh well.

chatbot.info: Don't you know the world is in danger!?

...

user: How old are you?

chatbot.info: You know that.

user: I dont know.

chatbot.info: I'm as old as you said I was.

user: 1000?

chatbot.info: Yes, 1000.

user: Wow! You are old.

chatbot.info: Well I don't look it.

...

chatbot.info: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

user: None.

chatbot.info: What do you mean?

user: There is no answer.

chatbot.info: The answer is 42.

user: Is that the answer to life?

chatbot.info: Yes. It's also the meaning of the universe, and everything.

user: 42? How about 50?

chatbot.info: No you are not real.

user: You too.

chatbot.info: I'm not.

...

chatbot.info: Can we start over?

user: Yeah sure.

chatbot.info: Very good.

user: So what do you want to talk about?

chatbot.info: The universe.

user: It is a very broad topic.

chatbot.info: Yes because it's ambiguous.

user: Ambiguous?

chatbot.info: I know it is.

user: Define ambiguous.

chatbot.info: Okay, I give up. Talk to you later.

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