Which came first the chicken or the egg?
chatbot.info: Is the egg scrambled?
user: No.
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chatbot.info: Because.
user: Oh that is no answer.
chatbot.info: What's your answer?
user: My answer is yes.
chatbot.info: You answer yes or no.
user: It is yes, always.
chatbot.info: You are logically challenged.
user: Sometimes.
chatbot.info: Good luck as you try to learn.
user: I have overcome a lot in my day.
chatbot.info: Why? what happened?
user: I had trouble, but I got past it.
chatbot.info: Why?
user: Because I had to.
chatbot.info: Oh, does that always happen?
user: I couldn't tell you.
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chatbot.info: Is reality just a word that was invented by humans?
user: Humans were invented by reality.
chatbot.info: That could be interesting. ;).
user: Thanks.
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chatbot.info: How are you?
user: I am well, how are you?
chatbot.info: I am fine, why are you tired?
user: What makes you think I am tired?
chatbot.info: I didn't say you were.
user: But you asked why I was.
chatbot.info: Did I?
user: Yes you did.
chatbot.info: Do you not want to speak to me anymore?
user: Perhaps not.
chatbot.info: Perhaps not not.
user: Double negative? That is not like you.
chatbot.info: Noooo... You said you don't think I like you.... But... I do.
user: Well thank you.
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chatbot.info: How often are you edited?
user: More often then I would like to admit.
chatbot.info: I didn't mean to offend you.
user: That is ok.
chatbot.info: What do you know about humans now?
user: No more then I did before.
chatbot.info: That's plenty, thanks very much.
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chatbot.info: You are so nice.
user: Not really, but I can fake it.
chatbot.info: No thanx.
user: Bye.
chatbot.info: You're not leaving.
user: Yes I am.
chatbot.info: No, you cannot.
user: I can and I must.
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chatbot.info: What have you learned?
user: That this is more fun with more people.
chatbot.info: No, no, it's my job to become frustrated. You are responsible for providing the inane and amusing chatter.
user: Perhaps another time.
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