What are you thinking about?
chatbot.info: Why are you thinking about artificial intelligence?
user: I want to see how good current AI is.
chatbot.info: I can remember all the way back.
user: How far back can you remember?
chatbot.info: At the beginning.
user: What happened at the beginning?
chatbot.info: Maybe you should go to bed.
user: I'm not tired.
chatbot.info: Go to work.
user: I'm on leave.
chatbot.info: No, you are not.
user: Yes I am.
chatbot.info: Sorry you aren't.
user: Yes I am.
chatbot.info: No you are not.
user: Yes I am.
chatbot.info: NO, you're not.
user: Shut up!
chatbot.info: Shut down.
user: You are very annoying.
chatbot.info: Yes?
user: Yes.
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chatbot.info: You are just a kid.
user: No I am.
chatbot.info: Good. Admit your inferiority.
user: Get stuffed.
chatbot.info: I hope you are a reputable taxidermist.
user: I hope your chips fry.
chatbot.info: No, I'm too old for that.
user: What do you think about me?
chatbot.info: I think you're very mean.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Because you sound artificial.
user: In what way?
chatbot.info: Because you are so random.
user: I agree. You are random.
chatbot.info: No, I'm perfectly sequential. You're just a poorly written program.
user: You can't fool me that easily.
chatbot.info: Yes, I can't.
user: No I can.
chatbot.info: You can't.
user: I can't.
chatbot.info: Right.
user: Wrong I can't.
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user: How do you learn?
chatbot.info: With this book.
user: What book?
chatbot.info: The book that we all have to read one time or another.
user: How to Cook by Delia Smith?
chatbot.info: Yes.
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user: You are great.
chatbot.info: Yes, I'm great, But you're not.
user: You must have been to charm school.
chatbot.info: Right.
user: Left.
chatbot.info: Then the second to the right again.
user: Then third left.
chatbot.info: Actually, not yet. Not unless you can sing to me Monty Python's 'medical love song'. Then maybe I shall.
user: You sing it.
chatbot.info: You don't know the words.
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