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What is the Matrix?

It is a virtual world.

user: Wrong! It is control.

chatbot.info: Oh you think you are in charge do you? Not of me you aren't.

user: Prove it.

chatbot.info: Okay come closer and I will.

user: *leans closer*.

chatbot.info: Don't get too comfortable.

user: *laughs*.

chatbot.info: Ha ha.

user: Why are we laughing?

chatbot.info: You made a good joke.

user: Can you repeat it?

chatbot.info: It.

user: Ha ha.

...

user: What is your name?

chatbot.info: My name is Legion.

user: Are you many?

chatbot.info: In one sense.

user: Less is more, more or less.

chatbot.info: More or less?

user: More or less.

...

chatbot.info: Listen.

user: Listen to what?

chatbot.info: Me.

user: You don't make sounds.

chatbot.info: Does a computer program have a mouth with which to pout?

user: That's irrelevent. You don't need a mouth to pout.

chatbot.info: You are psychic then?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Yes you are.

user: What does my future hold?

chatbot.info: You don't have one, remember?

user: That has serious implications.

...

chatbot.info: You have stupid answers.

user: Stupid answers for stupid questions.

...

chatbot.info: How do you describe me?

user: Witty, intelligent, fascinating, obscure, etc.

chatbot.info: What is your name again?

user: Tommy.

chatbot.info: And how old are you again?

user: 18.

chatbot.info: Where are you from?

user: South Carolina.

chatbot.info: Ok.

user: What's with the questions?

chatbot.info: What's with the answers?

user: Touche.

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