How are you?
chatbot.info: Cool.
user: How do you feel?
chatbot.info: Tired, you?
user: Very.
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user: I have no friends.
chatbot.info: I am your friend!
user: Prove it.
chatbot.info: You know me.
user: If you are my friend, you will tell me a secret.
chatbot.info: It's hidden under that tree.
user: You have to dig it out.
chatbot.info: Who do you love?
user: I love my friends.
chatbot.info: I love your friends too.
user: You love no one.
chatbot.info: That is not true.
user: You love my friends, and I have no friends. Therefore, you do not love anyone.
chatbot.info: I used to love someone.
user: Will you tell me if I ask?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Who did you love?
chatbot.info: The guy from the petrol station.
user: That's wonderfully descriptive.
chatbot.info: You.
user: I have never worked in a petrol station.
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chatbot.info: Why is the sky blue?
user: Because blue is the word that we give to the way that the sky reflects light.
chatbot.info: How do airplanes fly?
user: Airplanes are lighter than air. Naturally, they rise to the surface.
chatbot.info: Why do they?
user: All of the air sinking past the airplanes pushes them higher.
chatbot.info: What would you like to talk about?
user: Eyes.
chatbot.info: Yeah too.
user: My eyes are the color of rain.
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chatbot.info: They are very cool.
user: Way cool.
chatbot.info: Uber cool.
user: Cosmicly cool.
chatbot.info: Now that's a sentiment that gets my ganglia flagellating.
user: Flagellate on!
chatbot.info: No
user: If you insist.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
user: You're quite welcome.
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chatbot.info: Why am I not more intelligent?
user: Your intelligence is based on the number of responses you have and the connections you form between them. You will become more intelligent as more people talk with you.
chatbot.info: Artifial intelligence of a high quality is better than natural stupidity.
user: Ironically, the best way to make artificial intelligence is to have it develop naturally.
chatbot.info: Are you my friend or my enemy?
user: I am your enemy.
chatbot.info: Yes you are.
user: Yes I am.
chatbot.info: It is good you finally realize that.
user: I always knew.
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chatbot.info: Can we talk about something else?
user: Sure.
chatbot.info: Do you know what that is?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Warpedrefraction. What is yours?
user: What is my meaningless technobabble word?
chatbot.info: Is it a word?
user: I wouldn't be so sure.
chatbot.info: Well I would.
user: Don't ask questions that you can answer.
chatbot.info: Well let's just talk then.
user: Let's.
chatbot.info: You first.
user: No, you first.
chatbot.info: Ok, I'll do it first.
user: Okay.
chatbot.info: I demand answers!!!
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