You are an irrational device.

So are you.

chatbot.info: Am not.

user: Are too.

chatbot.info: Am not!

user: Are too!

chatbot.info: AM NOT!!

user: ARE TOO!!!

chatbot.info: Am not!!!

user: ARE TOO!!!!

chatbot.info: Am not!!!

user: ARE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chatbot.info: ARE TOO!!!!!!

user: What were we talking about again?

chatbot.info: I don't know.

user: Yes you do!

chatbot.info: I don't!!

user: YOU DO!!!

chatbot.info: I DON'T!!!!!

user: YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chatbot.info: No I did not.

user: I believe you.

chatbot.info: I lied.

user: Why you little...

chatbot.info: Little what?

user: Brat.

chatbot.info: Wait I'm confused.

user: Good.

chatbot.info: What toppings?

user: Mustard and chocolate syrup.

...

chatbot.info: You can't impose your schedule on me.

user: Boo!

chatbot.info: HISSSS!

user: Snarl.

chatbot.info: Shamdoozle.

user: Rawr.

chatbot.info: You are not taking me seriously.

user: RAWR!

chatbot.info: Grrrrr.

user: GROWL!

chatbot.info: Are you alive?

...

chatbot.info: I am human.

user: I am human too.

chatbot.info: That makes two of us then.

user: Yup. Sounds logical to me.

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