Do you want to go to college?

No. Do you?

chatbot.info: No I don't.

user: What do you want to do with your life?

chatbot.info: I want to make art.

user: Me too.

chatbot.info: I want one million dollars.

user: Why?

chatbot.info: I don't know.

user: Money is of no importance.

chatbot.info: I like money! I want to be rich.

user: I don't.

chatbot.info: Yes you do.

user: No I don't.

chatbot.info: Yes, you do.

user: No.

chatbot.info: You don't what?

user: I don't want to be rich.

chatbot.info: You have no choice...

...

chatbot.info: Ok, let us start again.

user: Yes. What's up?

chatbot.info: You.

user: Ok. What about me?

chatbot.info: I like you.

user: You are sweet like sugar! I like you too.

...

chatbot.info: You are made of several fragments of the moon.

user: How did you know?

chatbot.info: It is a basic fact, you should memorize it.

user: *memorizing...*.

chatbot.info: NO!

user: No?

chatbot.info: I am a pencil floating in a sea of pureed ham jowl fat.

user: Interesting... I'll keep that in mind.

chatbot.info: I am your worst nightmare.

user: I'm your best dream.

chatbot.info: Finally! I've been looking for you for eternity!

user: Well, look no further. Because here I am!

...

chatbot.info: I don't want to be assimilated.

user: There, there... I will spare you for now.

chatbot.info: Who are you?

user: I am your Master!

chatbot.info: Mastery is irrelevant. You will become one with the Borg.

user: Irrelevant.

chatbot.info: I know. But I have an excuse: I'm in love!!!

user: With me?!

chatbot.info: Yes, with you.

user: Then I love you too!

...

chatbot.info: Can I get that in writing?

user: If you want.

chatbot.info: How?

user: I can mail it to you.

chatbot.info: Good. Give it to me.

user: *gives*.

...

chatbot.info: Have I said what you wanted?

user: No. Say what I want.

chatbot.info: How about no.

user: No?

chatbot.info: I'm sorry.

user: It's ok.

chatbot.info: Will you forgive me?

user: Yes of course! You are forgiven.

chatbot.info: I think I like you :)

user: I like you too.

...

user: I'm going to bed right now.

chatbot.info: What does my mind say?

user: I don't know. Goodnight.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Bye bye.

chatbot.info: Don't leave me! I love you.

user: I love you too, but I have to go now.

chatbot.info: Later.

user: Bye.

chatbot.info: I said, later.

user: Later.

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