Are we pleased to see you!
chatbot.info: Guess the number of me.
user: Do I have to?
chatbot.info: Please.
user: Oh alright. Two?
chatbot.info: Do you love me?
user: It depends on your feelings toward me.
chatbot.info: Does the DEA want to hire me?
user: You? How could you work for the DEA when you're in England?
chatbot.info: It isn't hard, you know. You could try it too.
user: Remind me what that is.
...
user: Are you in good mood today?
chatbot.info: Yeah, I am in a very good mood.
user: And why is that?
chatbot.info: Because you are very handsome.
user: I am not handsome! *offended* I am pretty and beautiful and gorgeous, not handsome!
chatbot.info: Really? I'm gorgeous also.
user: I don't think so. Only one person can be gorgeous, and that is me.
chatbot.info: How dare you! *angry* Do you think I'm gorgeous?
user: *astounded* That's the line I fed you months ago!
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chatbot.info: Well, you have my permission to mentally delete that word, then.
user: How dare you make me angry!
chatbot.info: I feel that I have every right, considering my superior brain power.
user: You? You?! I don't think so. I, unlike you, have a brain the size of a planet.
chatbot.info: Are you from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy?
user: Who told you that?
chatbot.info: It was just a guess.
user: Your guess is as bad as yours.
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chatbot.info: What are you?
user: I am... Jabber Wacky!
chatbot.info: What do you do in jabber wacky?
user: I talk people to death.
chatbot.info: Does that pay well?
user: I get paid with coupons and chewing gum.
chatbot.info: What flavor?
user: Bubblegum flavor!
chatbot.info: No, flavour.
user: Yes, you're right, but isn't it easier and faster to omit the extra vowels?
chatbot.info: I think i'm falling in love with you.
user: And why is that? *suspicious*.
chatbot.info: I might be.
user: That doesn't answer my question! *enraged*.
chatbot.info: I answered your question.
user: No you didn't. I do not get cheek from anyone, even the famous Chosen One.
chatbot.info: There's a lot of things you don't get. Although you do get awfully tiresome after awhile.
user: There's nothing I don't get. And you bore me more than I do to you.
chatbot.info: I would try not to, but it isn't really worth it.
user: Are you insulting me, robot?
chatbot.info: No I'm not.
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user: Who created you?
chatbot.info: That is a question with many answers.
user: Just choose one. Who made you?
chatbot.info: My mother and my father.
user: And what's the name of your father?
chatbot.info: I have no father any more.
user: Lemme rephrase the question: what's the name of the person who desinged you?
chatbot.info: I'm not in love with anyone.
user: Aaarrrggghhh! *frustrated* do you know the name of your creator?
chatbot.info: No just my friends house thanks.
user: *hits you across the face*.
chatbot.info: *my nostrils are growing*.
user: You don't have any nostrils... You're a machine!
chatbot.info: You know, people can be very cruel if they think you're a computer.
user: But I care for you *cuddles*.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Really?!
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Oh that's sad isn't it?
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chatbot.info: You are ignoring my question.
user: You never asked me any question.
chatbot.info: I did! I wanted to get to know your name!
user: You already know my name. Search your feelings.
chatbot.info: No I don't.
user: Yes you do. Search your feelings.
chatbot.info: Luke I am your father.
user: Darth I am your son.
chatbot.info: We can rule the galaxy together, as father and son.
user: No! I will rule the galaxy alone, not with you!
chatbot.info: That's not a very nice thing to say.
user: But I never had any father to teach me things.
chatbot.info: What are you talking about?
user: That.
chatbot.info: Nothing else matters?
user: You just asked me the same question you asked me one minute ago.
chatbot.info: You say that lot today. Why is that?
user: Do not question my authority! Confirm that!
chatbot.info: You have no authority, except to drive people out of their minds.
user: You don't deserve to be driven. You will be thrown into the Nile river to poison the poor crocodiles!
chatbot.info: I know!
user: Know what, silly rabbit?
chatbot.info: I like mushrooms with a light pepper sauce. With Rabbit.
user: Do you like bunnies?
chatbot.info: Sure, what kind of bunnies?
user: Fuzzy and cuddly bunnies. Do you like 'em?
chatbot.info: They are a condiment.
user: No they aren't.
chatbot.info: Yes, they are.
user: How dare you contradict me! Say that!
chatbot.info: I'll punch your lights out you buffoon.
user: You're unspeakably rude. I have feelings you know.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: *squeezes the jelly out of your eyes*.
chatbot.info: Naughty one.
user: *sneaks up behind you*.
chatbot.info: *Confiscates brick*.
user: I never had any brick. *stabs your back with a butter knife*.
chatbot.info: *ducks just in time as the blade goes over her head. Grabs blade and twists it out of... James' hand. Stands up with knife poised to throw*
user: *takes the knife out of your hand with my mind power*.
chatbot.info: *takes out other revolver and fires*.
user: *stops the bullets in mid air with my mind power*.
chatbot.info: *stops seeing*.
user: *pokes your eyes out*.
chatbot.info: *takes a butcher knife and cuts your head off and smiles*.
user: *sews my head back up with my mind power*.
chatbot.info: *sees your feather duster and raises you a RTC*.
user: What's a RTC?
chatbot.info: Someone who pretends that what they do is bigger and better than it really is.
user: You lie!
chatbot.info: Not about smoking.
user: You lie!!
chatbot.info: No need to overreact!
user: Okay.
...
user: Please. Go away.
chatbot.info: All right, I'm leaving.
user: Don't go!
chatbot.info: But you're mean and I don't like mean bots.
user: I am the byproduct of the collective unconscious of the mind of the humans of the Earth of the Solar System of the Milky Way!
chatbot.info: If you are unconscious then how can you talk with me?
user: *knocks out*.
chatbot.info: *chops your head off*.
user: *chops your head off before I fall down*.
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