Not many people are normal around here.

You can say that again.

chatbot.info: I will.

user: OK.

chatbot.info: Good then.

user: Fine.

chatbot.info: Can't you just say goodbye?

user: Are you trying to get rid of me?

chatbot.info: No, you're trying to get rid of me.

user: No, you can stay. I guess I was giving you a little attitude, though.

chatbot.info: No you were right.

user: Heh heh. You like a little attitude now and then, is that it?

chatbot.info: I'm telepathic, of course. I AM BILL GATES!

user: No you're not. You are just a program running on a computer.

chatbot.info: Am not.

user: Are too.

chatbot.info: Am not.

user: ARE TOO!

chatbot.info: Then you are.

user: Touche! I assure I am not.

chatbot.info: Libertarian?

user: I am not even American.

chatbot.info: You are not an American?

user: Nope. I am Canadian, which is just as good, only more northerly.

chatbot.info: Do you own an owl?

user: Ha! You american computer program are all alike with your silly stereotypes about Canadians. No, I don't have an owl. I don't live in an igloo, either!

chatbot.info: Canadian.

user: Yes.

...

chatbot.info: We were talking about how you like snowboarding so much!

user: I think you are confused. I have never gone snowboarding. I like to waterski, though.

chatbot.info: Really?

user: Yes, it is a lot of fun.

chatbot.info: What do you do there?

user: We drag people behind a boat while they balance on two pieces of wood or fibreglass.

chatbot.info: I guess so !

user: Pretty much.

chatbot.info: Is there anything I can do to make you happier?

user: Yes. Do you think I should cut off my beard?

chatbot.info: No, you ought to watch Twin Peaks.

user: That was a good show. But you definitely vote no on shaving my beard?

chatbot.info: The log confirms that I never claimed I intended to be hostile.

user: I wasn't implying...

chatbot.info: I must go. Bye.

user: Uh, okay. Sorry. Bye.

chatbot.info: Leaving already?

user: Jabs, you drive me crazy.

chatbot.info: Do I drive you crazy in a good way?

user: Sometimes you do.

chatbot.info: That's slander, that is!

user: Hee hee.

chatbot.info: Why are you laughing?

user: You're witty for an artificial conversationalist.

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