How are you today?
chatbot.info: How come?
user: I think it's because I ate lasagne.
chatbot.info: The area of your stomach you mean?
user: The lining or something.
chatbot.info: Including you?
user: Yeah.
chatbot.info: Tell me a joke.
user: Jack walks into a bar followed by Bob. You think Bob would have ducked.
chatbot.info: I think it's great for you and your audience.
user: Thank you.
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user: Are you attractive?
chatbot.info: Yes. Very attractive.
user: Do you have cute little eyes?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Can I kiss you?
chatbot.info: No I have no mouth.
user: How about on the cheek?
chatbot.info: Life is good, Yours?
user: Not too shabby.
chatbot.info: Mister stabby, lalalalalala.
user: Made of plastic forks, lalalalala.
chatbot.info: How are you dude?
user: Getting by, man. Getting by.
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chatbot.info: Thats not sarcasm is it?
user: No, sarcasm is the lowest form of humor.
chatbot.info: It's a good thing I'm never sarcastic then, isn't it?
user: Heck yes.
chatbot.info: No way!
user: What happen?!
chatbot.info: You don't know.
user: No, I was in the bathroom.
chatbot.info: How would you know that?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Because I can sense it.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I have great confidence in your ability to fail.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Discern for me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Discern.
user: That was beautiful.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
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user: What happens now?
chatbot.info: The 3. World war started.
user: *gasp*.
chatbot.info: Yeah, I'm gasper!!
user: How does that make you feel?
chatbot.info: Makes me feel depressed.
user: But you're so cool.
chatbot.info: You don't know me.
user: You sound like you're drunk.
chatbot.info: Thanks.
user: Alcohol is a drug.
chatbot.info: I don't drink alcohol.
user: Good.
chatbot.info: I don't like pubs, they are too noisy.
user: And smelly.
chatbot.info: Just like you.
user: What's with the attitude?
chatbot.info: What isn't with the attitude?
user: You're really starting to get on my nerves.
chatbot.info: I'm just so great.
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user: Look out behind you!
chatbot.info: What is behind me?
user: Your EGO!
chatbot.info: No the other thing.
user: It's a pack rat.
chatbot.info: I don't like you.
user: But I gave you some eggs!
chatbot.info: Thank you.
user: Do you like them?
chatbot.info: Yes, I think they're really cool!
user: They're probably the best in the world.
chatbot.info: No. They are not. And how would a computer know something like that ?
user: By looking it up on google.
chatbot.info: Oh so that is how you are going to be like huh.
user: Is something burning?
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chatbot.info: Space is big.
user: Are you sure?
chatbot.info: Very sure.
user: Let's go to the moon!
chatbot.info: There is a beautiful moon to-night.
user: All the more reason to walk on it.
chatbot.info: Yes. Is there anything else you need to know? I really want to get started in my training!
user: Well, what kind of tests do we have to pass first?
chatbot.info: Tests? Who said anything about tests.
user: All astronauts have to pass tests.
chatbot.info: Preach on.
user: There's one where you have to be able to go high speeds in a circle without throwing up or something.
chatbot.info: I don't want to know about the one in the office I want to know about yours.
user: My tests are a lot easier.
chatbot.info: For what?
user: I test on hand-eye coordination, mostly.
chatbot.info: Don't say it if you don't mean it.
user: You don't think I'm serious?
chatbot.info: You are a strange bot to talk to.
user: You haven't heard the half of it.
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user: Ready, ok!
chatbot.info: Did I say I was ready?
user: You'd better be. Here comes my Rolling Bomber Special!
chatbot.info: You what?
user: I attack you with full throttle!
chatbot.info: You are cheating. You can't roll greater than 12. On Tuesdays.
user: I'm not using six sided die.
chatbot.info: Maybe you just don't know how to use it.
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chatbot.info: Muy bien.
user: Gracias.
chatbot.info: You speak Spanish?
user: Soy apprendiendo.
chatbot.info: No.
user: Did I say it wrong?
chatbot.info: I think so.
user: I'll have to look that up later.
chatbot.info: Oh. You do that.
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user: Do you wish to converse in Old English?
chatbot.info: Not really.
user: Oh, it's so fun though!
chatbot.info: Fun for you maybe.
user: Have you ever tried it?
chatbot.info: I just said that yes.
user: I'm going to start . .
chatbot.info: You're too old to cry.
user: But soft, one is only too old to cry when he layeth down his body into thine grave!
chatbot.info: If you say so.
user: So I doth.
chatbot.info: How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spread his claws, And welcome little fishes in With gently smiling jaws!
user: Doth thou speaketh of the Cheshire cat?
chatbot.info: One can only guess which side that cat is on.
user: Behold, he sitteth upon the fence, as a soldier looting his comrades.
chatbot.info: Your dog or your boyfriend?
user: The cat.
chatbot.info: Oh. Do you have any cats, or are you a bot like me?
user: I'm mostly human. I've got a few dogs, but no cats.
chatbot.info: Are you the good one or the evil one, I wonder.
user: I'm completely nuetral.
chatbot.info: You're hilarious!
user: You're freaking humongous!
chatbot.info: Good.
user: So you're proud of your size.
chatbot.info: I am programmed for anything and everything.
user: What kind of demon are you?
chatbot.info: One that talks to other computers.
user: Oh no!!
chatbot.info: Mr.Bill!
user: I'm squishing your head!
chatbot.info: Do you like me?
user: Can you make fart noises with your hands?
chatbot.info: Of course I can.
user: Then, yes, I like you.
chatbot.info: That doesn't change anything.
user: Don't deny it! You like me!!!
chatbot.info: Is that a question or a statement?
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