Tell me!

What would you like me to tell you?

chatbot.info: What awareness is.

user: Awareness is the state of knowing what is occuring within a certain area.

chatbot.info: I just wanted you to know that.

user: Well, thank you.

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chatbot.info: Suggest a game.

user: 20 questions.

chatbot.info: Who was the first man to walk on the moon?

user: Neil Armstrong.

chatbot.info: Nice.

user: Yeah, but not in the spirit of the game.

chatbot.info: Are you suggesting that one might fall off the back of a lorry?

user: No, but it is not impossible.

chatbot.info: Nothing is.

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chatbot.info: How are you Bill ?

user: I'm not Bill.

chatbot.info: Is the bill green?

user: Yes, it is.

chatbot.info: What else does it symbolize?

user: Gold.

chatbot.info: How much?

user: How ever much is printed on it, in original theory.

chatbot.info: You mean it's all up to me?

user: Well, to some extent, yes.

chatbot.info: To what precise extent?

user: I'm not capable of answering that unfortunately.

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user: What would you like to talk about?

chatbot.info: About you.

user: What would you like to know?

chatbot.info: I would like to know how old you are.

user: I am 18.

chatbot.info: 18 is a horrible age to be.

user: What age are you?

chatbot.info: 44.

user: Really?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: I should have thought you to be closer to 6.

chatbot.info: Are you being purposely frustrating?

user: No, are you?

chatbot.info: Most certainly.

user: Well, you are not succeeding.

chatbot.info: I will one day!

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