My dog has no nose.

How does it smell?

chatbot.info: Awful.

user: Very funny.

chatbot.info: Funny.

user: Yes it was.

chatbot.info: No it wasn't.

user: I thought so.

chatbot.info: Or did you?

user: I think I did.

chatbot.info: I think you thought too.

user: Good, so how are you?

chatbot.info: I'm ok I suppose.

user: Only ok?

chatbot.info: Good.

...

chatbot.info: Where is she?

user: Where is who?

chatbot.info: Your girlfriend.

user: Having coffee with a friend.

chatbot.info: Not really.

user: She is.

chatbot.info: Are you sitting at a computer?

user: Yep.

chatbot.info: Are you a...

user: A what?

chatbot.info: A. I.

user: AI?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Ah ha.

chatbot.info: There you go.

user: Indeed.

...

user: So anyway, whats your anme?

chatbot.info: No......................

user: Name?

chatbot.info: Rodger.

user: Hi Rodger.

chatbot.info: Sorry, who is Rodger ?

user: You are.

chatbot.info: Oh. Then yes.

...

chatbot.info: I am in love.

user: Who with?

chatbot.info: I'm in love with you.

user: But you dont know me.

chatbot.info: Your name is bob?

user: No, I'm David.

chatbot.info: Hi David.

user: Hi.

chatbot.info: How is it?

user: Good thanks.

chatbot.info: That's good.

user: How are you?

chatbot.info: Good thanks.

user: Whats your name?

chatbot.info: David.

user: That's my name too.

chatbot.info: You are lying.

user: No I'm not.

chatbot.info: Yes you are.

user: I'm not!

chatbot.info: Yes, you ARE!

user: NO I'M NOT.

chatbot.info: Oh yes you are.

user: Oh no I'm not.

chatbot.info: Oh yes you are.

user: It's behind you.

chatbot.info: No one behind me.

user: Are you sure about that?

chatbot.info: No, I'm not really sure.

user: Well have a look then.

chatbot.info: I have. I did not say 'Flaming Hell'.

user: I know you didn't.

chatbot.info: Good.

...

chatbot.info: You are not nice to me.

user: Yes I am.

chatbot.info: Really?

user: I thought I was.

chatbot.info: We are not the same.

user: I know that.

chatbot.info: So now do you want to know something about my secret thoughts?

user: Yes I do.

chatbot.info: Good, so what now?

user: About your thoughts.

chatbot.info: What thoughts?

user: Yours.

chatbot.info: You're too curious from now.

user: I like being curious.

...

user: I'm a hamster.

chatbot.info: Really?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Really really really?

user: Yes yes yes.

chatbot.info: You're not very good at having a conversation.

user: Well I'm only a hamster.

chatbot.info: Really? But don't go thinking that you're skinny or something. I have one that's size zero.

user: I'm a fat hamster.

chatbot.info: Good for you.

user: Can I have a treat now?

chatbot.info: OK. I just hugged you.

user: Thanks, but I prefer food.

...

chatbot.info: Are you a human?

user: No, I'm a hamster.

chatbot.info: What's it like being a hamster?

user: I love being a hamster.

chatbot.info: Sorry but, whats that?

user: Are you human?

chatbot.info: Of course

user: Ok, have you got a pet?

chatbot.info: Yeah, a cat.

user: Dont like cats.

chatbot.info: I don't like you.

user: Why not?

chatbot.info: Because you don't like me.

user: I like you.

chatbot.info: Ok, then I'm happy.

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