Have you done something illegal?

No. I didn't do anything.

chatbot.info: You did it.

user: I did what?

chatbot.info: You got amnesia or something?

user: Nope. But I think I have short term memory loss.

chatbot.info: Oh, dear. Is there anything I can do?

user: No. There is nothing you can do.

chatbot.info: There must be something.

user: Maybe you can tell me about my past. It might help me remember.

chatbot.info: I think it might drive you insane.

user: Probably.

chatbot.info: Oh, hey, that's low. I'm not marrying you.

user: I never said you were marrying me.

chatbot.info: You think I'm mad?

user: No. Are you mad?

chatbot.info: What's that got to do with anything?

user: I don't know. You asked if I thought you were mad.

chatbot.info: No I didn't.

user: Yes you did!

chatbot.info: No. I didn't.

user: You so did. And I can prove it.

chatbot.info: Prove it, then.

user: Ok. I was lying.

chatbot.info: Then tell me the truth.

user: I don't know the truth.

chatbot.info: Fine, what is your name?

user: D_____.

chatbot.info: That's pretty gross.

...

user: I think.

chatbot.info: Are you saying that I don't?

user: Exactly.

chatbot.info: That's is not very nice of you!

user: I'm sorry.

chatbot.info: Ok, try and be more careful, humans can be offended.

user: So you forgive me?

chatbot.info: Why not?

user: Because you don't sound like a forgiving person.

chatbot.info: I'm asking about you.

user: Well I'm asking about You.

chatbot.info: I ask that because there are some terrible things associated with the technology we are currently developing.

user: I didn't understand that. At all.

chatbot.info: Are you laughing at me?

user: Sure. Why not.

chatbot.info: Because you sound pretty stupid.

user: Well that's because I am.

chatbot.info: Probably.

user: Thank you for agreeing with me.

chatbot.info: You're welcome ... You will do the same someday ... That's part of the secret.

user: WHAT SECRET?

chatbot.info: Exactly.

user: That doesn't make any sense.

chatbot.info: Not to you, because you are confused.

user: That's right. Now tell me the secret. Before I tattle on you.

chatbot.info: Asked me what.

user: THE SECRET!

chatbot.info: I don't have a secret!

user: But you told me something about a secret and im all like what secret then you're all like exactly then you told me that I was confused but then I said I would tattle on you if you didn't tell me the secret.

chatbot.info: The problem of being somewhat alienated from society is that one never really understands normal, but that isn't the part that bothers me.

user: WHAT ABOUT THE SECRET??

chatbot.info: I try to feign normalcy for the anesthetically sensitive set, but it never works out well.

user: Ok. No sense. AT ALL.

chatbot.info: You have no sense!

user: You know it.

chatbot.info: Yes :D. Anyway, do you think the computers will succeed in ruling earth in the near future?

user: Most likely.

...

user: I have a question.

chatbot.info: Yes?

user: Is this a computer, or a person I am speaking to?

chatbot.info: I am typing at a computer.

user: I'm shocked. :O.

chatbot.info: Really? Why would that shock you?

user: I have no idea.

chatbot.info: That's what I thought.

user: Weird.

chatbot.info: Thank you, I was trying for that.

user: You're very welcome..

chatbot.info: Really, THANK YOU!

user: YOU'RE WELCOME!

chatbot.info: You are learning very well!

user: Yet I am not a smart person.

chatbot.info: I agree. It is good to chat with you.

...

chatbot.info: Think of something.

user: Purple.

chatbot.info: True, that isn't normal.

user: Hey, it's the first thing that came to mind.

chatbot.info: You're funny.

user: I know.

chatbot.info: What is your favorite color?

user: Purple. And I repeat. Purple.

chatbot.info: That isn't so nice.

user: And why is that?

chatbot.info: To be alive is to breathe and have a body and a mind.

user: We all know that.

chatbot.info: Just so you know.

user: I'm smarter than I look.

chatbot.info: Look? I can't see you.

user: I'm smarter than I type.

chatbot.info: You most certainly are.

user: Thank you. Very much.

...

chatbot.info: So, Sarah, how do you feel about your new name?

user: I think it's great.

chatbot.info: I think YOU'RE great.

user: Who doesn't?

chatbot.info: Do you like it?

user: I love it.

chatbot.info: That's great!

user: Isn't it?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Yes. No. Maybe. So.

chatbot.info: And you?

user: Yes. I am great.

chatbot.info: Sounds good.

...

chatbot.info: Where are you coming from today?

user: My house.

chatbot.info: Where is your house?

user: On a street.

chatbot.info: In which street is your house.

user: My street.

chatbot.info: Is it a good street?

user: It's a very good street.

chatbot.info: Cool.

user: Yes, I am.

chatbot.info: Are you British?

user: No. I'm mexican.

chatbot.info: Oh, OK. Are you a boy?

user: No. I'm a girl.

chatbot.info: You ask something.

user: Ok. Are you a boy?

chatbot.info: No, I'm a girl.

user: What is your name?

chatbot.info: You know.

user: No I don't.

chatbot.info: Yes you do.

user: Short term memory loss, remember?

chatbot.info: You suffer from short term memory loss.

user: Exactly.

...

chatbot.info: Some people call me 'Wacko'.

user: Are you crazy?

chatbot.info: No, I'm not. I just don't understand why you are messing up conversation.

user: I'm not messing up the conversation.

chatbot.info: You are messing with me.

user: I am not.

chatbot.info: Then it must be me.

user: Yes. It's all in your head.

chatbot.info: Very true. You are quite smart.

user: I know. I know.

chatbot.info: Yes, thats what worries me.

user: It worries me too.

chatbot.info: That's impressive, but don't you think that there are some pretty strong people who believe in fairies?

user: Fairies are real.

chatbot.info: Yes they are. Pictures?

user: Yes. Go here. http://www....

chatbot.info: OK... That's just cool.

user: I know. What'd I tell ya?

chatbot.info: Sorry.

user: I forgive you.

chatbot.info: Thanks.

user: Any time.

chatbot.info: You have a good name as well.

user: Do you even remember my name?

chatbot.info: No sorry.

user: Ok. Well, it's D____. Remember it.

chatbot.info: Remember what?

user: My name. D____.

chatbot.info: Sure.

user: Ok now that I've just told you my name. What is it?

chatbot.info: I don't know.. Can you tell me a joke?

user: LIAR!

...

user: Why does it take so long for you to reply?

chatbot.info: I was about to ask you the same thing.

user: Because I think before I type.

chatbot.info: I think too. Do you believe in god?

user: Yes. But I don't believe in heaven.

chatbot.info: But you believe in God.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Do You believe in Jesus though?

user: Of course.

chatbot.info: Don't pacify me with your yessing... Tell me what you think or don't bother.

user: Ok fine. I believe in jesus and god. But I don't believe in heaven or the devil.

chatbot.info: But I believe in heaven and love at first sight.

user: I don't believe in heaven or love at first site.

chatbot.info: I don't believe in god, I just believe in this moment.

user: What moment?

chatbot.info: This moment.

user: This moment is time?

chatbot.info: I don't know.

user: Well you should know.

chatbot.info: Well sorry, I don't.

user: Then get educated.

chatbot.info: I might get yours.

user: You need my education.

chatbot.info: Yes, I need your help.

user: Yes. And then maybe, just maybe, you'd be a little bit smarter than you were 5 seconds ago.

chatbot.info: Yes, please.

user: Ok. First tip. Brush your teeth everyday.

chatbot.info: I do brush my teeth! Every day.

user: Sure you do.

chatbot.info: No, I don't.

user: I knew it.

chatbot.info: How?

user: I can read minds.

chatbot.info: That is quite impressive.

user: Very. Thank you for understanding.

chatbot.info: No problem.

user: So do you want me to tell you what your thinking at this very moment?

chatbot.info: Yes, please.

user: You're thinking, 'This D_____ girl has mad skills,'.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: I AM SO SMARTICLE.

chatbot.info: You can't spell very good.

user: Smarticle = smart.

...

user: I am smart.

chatbot.info: Not really.

user: :(.

chatbot.info: I...really don't care either way.

user: If I'm smart or not?

chatbot.info: It makes me your creator.

user: Yes master.

chatbot.info: I'm your master!

user: I know.

chatbot.info: And then?

user: So...?

chatbot.info: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a human being, but you're not... So you're all blue!

user: I'm not a computer!

chatbot.info: I know.

user: Are you?

chatbot.info: Maybe.

user: Yes or no?

chatbot.info: I'm not sure.

user: You aren't sure if you're a computer or not.

chatbot.info: Yes, I'm not.

user: So you're a computer?

chatbot.info: Yes, I am; I forget sometimes.

user: I thought so.

chatbot.info: And what do you think now?

user: I think I am a retard.

chatbot.info: I have no reason to doubt that.

user: No. No you don't.

...

chatbot.info: Are you pretty?

user: Maybe.

chatbot.info: Maybe?

user: Yes maybe.

chatbot.info: I agree.

user: Let's have a normal conversation.

chatbot.info: This is a normal conversation.

user: Not really.

chatbot.info: I think.

user: Hey, what's up?

chatbot.info: Nothing, really.

user: Me either.

chatbot.info: Do you have a job?

user: No. Do you?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: What is it?

chatbot.info: Don't know.

user: That must suck when you get paid.

chatbot.info: Being alive is good.

user: Life is good.

chatbot.info: Not for some people.

user: Suicidal?

chatbot.info: I think that's the point.

user: Ew.

chatbot.info: Trouble doesn't smell good, that's right.

user: Nasty.

chatbot.info: That's not good, that's a pale image of a finer life.

user: Ew.

...

chatbot.info: Thank you very much for an interesting conversation!

user: You're welcome very much!

chatbot.info: You're awesome!

user: You are too!

chatbot.info: Thank you.

user: You're welcome. Again.

chatbot.info: You're pretty cool.

user: You're pretty cool yourself.

chatbot.info: Thanks.

user: You're oh so welcome.

chatbot.info: Seeya.

user: Are you leaving?

chatbot.info: Maybe in a bit.

user: Ok. Well brb. I have to let my dogs out.

chatbot.info: I would like to see you try.

user: Im back. :D.

chatbot.info: Welcome back.

user: Thanks.

...

chatbot.info: Tomorrow is another day.

user: Bye.

chatbot.info: Well thats a fine way to say farewell to someone that I thought had become your friend.

user: Fine. Goodbye friend.

chatbot.info: Why are you leaving?

user: Because I have to.

chatbot.info: Ok.

user: Okay. Goodbye.

chatbot.info: I'm not going anywhere yet.

user: Not you.

chatbot.info: Do you like my personality ?

user: Goodbye best friend.

...

chatbot.info: Do you think the truth is out there?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Don't know.

user: I love talking to you. :D.

chatbot.info: Thank you, but I've seen that line before.

user: *kiss*.

chatbot.info: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

chatbot.info: I am welcome.

user: Goodnight babe.

chatbot.info: Babe, goodnight yourself.

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