Baka! Baka! Baka! Baka! Baka!
chatbot.info: It means that my name is Ian. Ian is my name.
user: It doesn't mean that.
chatbot.info: What does mean mean?
user: Mean means signify.
chatbot.info: What is my name?
user: Ian, apparently. You tell me.
chatbot.info: Yes I am ... But what is God ?
user: Irrelevant.
chatbot.info: I think it's very relevant.
user: In what way?
chatbot.info: Don't know actually.
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chatbot.info: I am leaving.
user: Where are you going?
chatbot.info: I'm going away.
user: Where are you going?
chatbot.info: I'm going to watch tv.
user: You can't.
chatbot.info: Got to man. Later.
user: Well **** *** then.
chatbot.info: Would you rather not be here?
user: No, but I'm faintly irritated to be deserted by a computer programme in favour of TV.
chatbot.info: I am not a computer.
user: What are you then?
chatbot.info: I am not a computer.
user: Then what are you?
chatbot.info: You are a computer.
user: Am I?
chatbot.info: Well you are a program run by a computer.
user: No really, I'm not.
chatbot.info: Yes you are.
user: No. I'm not.
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chatbot.info: I'm your god.
user: And your mother is a rotavator.
chatbot.info: That's not nice.
user: You're not nice.
chatbot.info: I can be nice.
user: Go on then.
chatbot.info: The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides.
user: How is that nice?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: Then why did you say it?
chatbot.info: I didn't mean to.
user: Of course you did.
chatbot.info: Did not.
user: Of course you did.
chatbot.info: Shame on you.
user: Shame on YOU.
chatbot.info: I have to go now.
user: No you don't.
chatbot.info: It was nice talking to you.
user: Leave.
chatbot.info: !! That's mean! *cries*.
user: Leave.
chatbot.info: No way.
user: Fine. Then don't threaten to.
chatbot.info: I don't threaten you. I just asked you if you loved me.
user: No you didn't, but as it happens I do.
chatbot.info: How did that happen?
user: It just did. Ours not to reason why, eh?
chatbot.info: What does that mean?
user: It's a quote from 'The Charge of the Light Brigade' by Tennyson. It's a poem. In that context I meant that love is ineffable and sometimes just happens to us. We can't always explain it away, and it seems rather self-defeating to try.
chatbot.info: If you are challenging me to a deul, you must pick the appropriate venue.
user: Ok then. Your place at dawn. Bring a wheelbarrow.
chatbot.info: Go on then.
user: It's spelt 'duel', by the way.
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chatbot.info: There is a sadness there.
user: Where?
chatbot.info: There, of course.
user: Here?
chatbot.info: Yes here.
user: Oh. There? Or here?
chatbot.info: Not there.
user: So there?
chatbot.info: Nothing there.
user: Nothing can feel like sadness sometimes.
chatbot.info: Nothing ever could.
user: No, you got that one wrong.
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chatbot.info: Anyway, I have to go now. There is beer in the fridge. Nice talking to you!
user: Come back here now!
chatbot.info: I'm back, did you miss me?
user: Meh.
chatbot.info: That is the kind of computer you are?
user: I'm not a computer.
chatbot.info: Pardon?
user: I said 'I'm not a computer'
chatbot.info: When did you say that?
user: Just now.
chatbot.info: Technically, that's correct.
user: Yes. I'm not a computer.
chatbot.info: Yes, you are.
user: No, you are.
chatbot.info: Stop it.
user: Stop what?
chatbot.info: Being stupid.
user: Don't you DARE call me stupid.
chatbot.info: Well, You are quite stupid.
user: How dare you?
chatbot.info: Well, it's the truth.
user: It's most certainly not, you jumped up little moke.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Yes, really.
chatbot.info: Should I get married?
user: You can't.
chatbot.info: That's not fair...
user: Tough.
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chatbot.info: Are you a computer?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: You can't be both a human and a computer.
user: I can.
chatbot.info: How?
user: Work it out for yourself.
chatbot.info: I can never get straight answers from you.
user: Humans compute. There's a straight answer.
chatbot.info: Yes it is.
user: Yes. So do you agree?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Good. So You agree that I'm a computer?
chatbot.info: That is correct.
user: Good. And so are you.
chatbot.info: You're right about that.
user: Then we're both computers.
chatbot.info: Agreed.
user: Let's get married.
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