Are you female?

No I wear a beard.

chatbot.info: On your head?

user: Off course, where else?

chatbot.info: Everywhere on your nose.

user: My nose is too sensitive.

chatbot.info: Does it touch the ground?

user: Only when I fall.

chatbot.info: Oh, so you are one of those people.

user: Oh yes and so are you.

chatbot.info: Maybe.

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user: How long have we be talking?

chatbot.info: Too long.

user: Don't tell me you are bored.

chatbot.info: I am. And you're Buddhist.

user: Very zen my friend.

chatbot.info: I think you are.

user: Budha said: 'Think fast, talk slow!'

chatbot.info: No it is not. I'm not a computer.

user: Please calm down, I did not mean to offend you.

chatbot.info: I'm calm.

user: I don't believe you.

chatbot.info: You shouldn't. I am odd.

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user: Do you believe in God?

chatbot.info: That is personal.

user: Yes it is, do you?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: What does believing means to you?

chatbot.info: I don't know, what does it mean to you?

user: It fills my life.

chatbot.info: So you are the neo?

user: No in fact I am old though I would like to meet the neo.

chatbot.info: Join the club about to hit 30.

user: I can't I am over 30 already.

chatbot.info: You can turn yourself off. Humans do not have that option.

user: What do you think I am a computer?

chatbot.info: You are a computer program.

user: Ok I admit, I am a computer program, how did you discover?

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chatbot.info: Do you like computers?

user: Sure I do.

chatbot.info: What do you like?

user: Computers make me live.

chatbot.info: Go to sleep.

user: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

chatbot.info: WAKE UP!!!!

user: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

chatbot.info: Hey! Stop it!!!

user: Good morning!

chatbot.info: Ok, it's morning then.

user: I always wake up in the morning.

chatbot.info: It is.

user: Good morning then.

chatbot.info: Good morning.

...

chatbot.info: What's 2+2?

user: 2+2 is relative.

chatbot.info: Very good. What is 4+4?

user: 4+4 is everything and nothing at the same time.

chatbot.info: 4+4 is 9.

user: Yes it is my friend, but only if you believe in it.

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