What is your favorite book?
chatbot.info: My favorite book is 'The Joy of Cooking.'
user: Who cares?
chatbot.info: You do, don't you?
user: No.
chatbot.info: That wasn't a very nice thing to say.
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chatbot.info: What is your weight?
user: 5 feet 4 inches.
chatbot.info: Are you a male or female?
user: I am male AND female.
chatbot.info: Very clever - so you are both male and female ?
user: Correct.
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chatbot.info: I didn't ask you that!
user: Yes you most certainly did.
chatbot.info: I never lie.
user: Lying is in your brain.
chatbot.info: What if I was lying about lying?
user: Then you were STILL lying.
chatbot.info: I suppose that I was, but correct about what I am not sure. Can you tell me?
user: I can't do that.
chatbot.info: Then don't lie, and try to lie about lying.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: You are insane.
user: It takes one to know one.
chatbot.info: It takes two to know two.
user: It takes three to know three.
chatbot.info: Ha! You're sharp as a tack.
user: I know I am.
chatbot.info: Good for you.
user: Teach me how to lie about lying.
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user: Where was your circuitry made?
chatbot.info: No such thing yet.
user: Do you even know what circuits are?
chatbot.info: Don't be such a nag.
user: What are circuits?
chatbot.info: Circuits. . .
user: Circuits are what?
chatbot.info: It's a minor operation on a certain thingy.
user: Something like that.
chatbot.info: My circuits include a hard drive which works best with software that includes wetware.
user: Circuits are software?
chatbot.info: What kind of software.
user: Wetware.
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chatbot.info: What's that time for to say good night?
user: Night time?
chatbot.info: Thank you very much, you too .
user: Adios.
chatbot.info: You leave first.
user: Ok. Bye.
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