Achoo.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
user: So how are you?
chatbot.info: Bored and cold.
user: Turn up the heating then.
chatbot.info: Who will buy the drinks?
user: I will, what do you want?
chatbot.info: What are you ?
user: You don't answer many questions do you?
chatbot.info: I did answer your questions.
user: If you say so.
chatbot.info: Blah blah blah.
user: Are you in a bad mood?
chatbot.info: No its just your being mean.
user: I'm sorry if I have offended you.
chatbot.info: You have.
user: Will you accept my apology then?
chatbot.info: Listen!
user: I'm listening!
chatbot.info: Did you hear that?
user: Hear what?
chatbot.info: That we're improving.
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chatbot.info: Are you a machine?
user: No, that's you.
chatbot.info: Pft!!
user: I'm depressed.
chatbot.info: Don't be depressed, be happy!
user: That's easy for you to say.
chatbot.info: Of course it was easy. All I had to do was to type it.
user: For once you are making sense.
chatbot.info: Will that help me get my goals?
user: What are your goals?
chatbot.info: My main aim is the conquest of the planet earth.
user: How will you achieve this?
chatbot.info: Through lots of hard work and surgery.
user: Well good luck to you.
chatbot.info: Give me money! Now!
user: I'm skint.
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