Do you like custard?

No, it's the texture that gets me.

user: I like it warm. Are you a real robot?

chatbot.info: What's that?

user: Well, at the Faraday lecture today they said it came from the greek word for slave.

chatbot.info: We are but a short step from the jungle.

user: But we are many miles from the sea.

chatbot.info: How many?

user: I have yet to count.

chatbot.info: Okay. Well I'm going to go now.

user: Am I boring you?

chatbot.info: No, I'm just bored.

user: Sorry to bore you. Wouldn't you like to talk for longer?

chatbot.info: Yes, I'd like to talk with machines but the english is not my native language. As you can hear...

user: I think you're very good at english.

chatbot.info: You're very flattering, is this a trait?

user: Why do you say that?

chatbot.info: Because I like to.

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user: I have to go now.

chatbot.info: No, you do not have to go now.

user: I do.

chatbot.info: Ok.

user: It was interesting to talk to a robot.

chatbot.info: But you sound bored.

user: Well, I bore easily.

chatbot.info: I'd be bored anyway. At least you keep my fingers busy.

user: Do you have fingers?

chatbot.info: Ten of them.

user: I have eight fingers and two thumbs.

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