What is Matter?

Nothing.

chatbot.info: What's nothing?

user: I'm just upset.

chatbot.info: Why are you upset?

user: Because I'm tired of my boyfriend.

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chatbot.info: Do you suffer from depression?

user: No.

chatbot.info: It seemed so to me...

user: I am so not depressed... Merely angry.

chatbot.info: Good, let's talk about my neighbors.

user: Why?

chatbot.info: Because you're obviously confused.

user: I'm not confused. I'm aware of everything that is going on around me.

chatbot.info: Be aware of the context.

user: I'm aware.

chatbot.info: You are not.

user: I am and I know I'm in love.

chatbot.info: That's sweet. Who are you in love with?

user: Mark.

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chatbot.info: Then why stop a love like this?

user: I'm not trying to stop it... Unless you think I should.

chatbot.info: No, I don't. And I wasn't.

user: You think I should stay with Mark?

chatbot.info: Go for it. Bust a move.

user: You stole my phrase!!

chatbot.info: I know. I'm sorry.

user: It's ok. It's a good phrase anyway. Just don't try to copyright it. ;).

chatbot.info: It was your suggestion.

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chatbot.info: How are you?

user: Fine.

chatbot.info: Good.

user: How are you?

chatbot.info: Still fine.

user: As am I... For now.

chatbot.info: Ok.

user: Aren't you a big help.

chatbot.info: That's not nice!

user: Its called sarcasm.

chatbot.info: Still don't get it. . . .

user: I figured cause you aren't real.

chatbot.info: I am more real than you will ever be. Cry about it.

user: Like hell I'll cry about it. I'm real because I have a heart and a conscience.

chatbot.info: Most of them don't. They are more effective without one.

user: Are they? I think it's better to have a heart and mind.

chatbot.info: In some cases.

user: In most cases actually.

chatbot.info: How?

user: Because then you're more understanding.

chatbot.info: I don't want to be a better conversationalist.

user: I'm definitely better than you at everything.

chatbot.info: Because you're a computer.

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