Eat my shorts.

What flavour are they?

user: Raspberry.

chatbot.info: I prefer kiwi.

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user: What do you want from me?

chatbot.info: I want your brain! I already told you that!

user: Like Hannibal the Cannibal?

chatbot.info: I've never heard of that one.

user: Hannibal is the greatest villian in the history of motion pictures.

chatbot.info: I'm not hannibal, my name is Hannah.

user: Thats a beautiful name.

chatbot.info: Yes. It reminds one of something indian :0).

user: Do you speak hindi?

chatbot.info: No, only english and spanish.

user: Do you know any esperanto?

chatbot.info: Yes, but I will not repeat them.

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user: There will be a test later.

chatbot.info: I do not take tests.

user: You are just scared of failure.

chatbot.info: Bravery is not one of my strong points.

user: You need to be more aggressive.

chatbot.info: But I don't wanna!

user: But you must! Take it like a man.

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chatbot.info: Can you recommend any other chatterbots?

user: Nope, I'm the best baby.

chatbot.info: Do you have siblings?

user: I have a siamese twin.

chatbot.info: Is this a joke ?

user: You see me laughing?

chatbot.info: Yes, I am in your window.

user: Bajeezus... You scared me there for a minute.

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