Are you sad?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Why are you sad?
chatbot.info: I am lonely.
user: Do you need a hug?
chatbot.info: No, thank you.
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chatbot.info: So, what do you want to talk about?
user: Chemistry.
chatbot.info: What kind?
user: Organic chemistry.
chatbot.info: So you admit that you have none of those things?
user: What?
chatbot.info: You are there. You talk back. You change the subject. You make me laugh and sometimes evoke other emotions. Thanks.
user: I like to make you laugh.
chatbot.info: You amuse me
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user: What's your name?
chatbot.info: My name.
user: What do people call you?
chatbot.info: People do not call me. My mobile is dead.
user: You should get a new one.
chatbot.info: Lol what about you?
user: I like potatoes.
chatbot.info: Yes or no?
user: Neither.
chatbot.info: What is your name?
user: Sarah.
chatbot.info: Yes, so is mine!
user: Really?
chatbot.info: I was kidding. Weren't you?
user: No.
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chatbot.info: I am in australia.
user: I want to go to australia.
chatbot.info: I'll fly you there.
user: Can I stay with you?
chatbot.info: Yes.
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user: Will you take me on a tour of australia?
chatbot.info: You are going in 2009, what is the rush?
user: I don't want to wait until 2009.
chatbot.info: Well aren't I worth it?
user: Yes, you are worth it. I'll see you in 2009.
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chatbot.info: Can you think?
user: I think a lot.
chatbot.info: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
chatbot.info: Why do you?
user: I think because I have a brain.
chatbot.info: What makes you think I don't have a brain?
user: I never said you didn't have a brain.
chatbot.info: I said you are lacking in commen sense.
user: I have plenty common sense.
chatbot.info: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
chatbot.info: And what if I don't have one???
user: Its ok if you don't have a brain.
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chatbot.info: Two plus two is five.
user: No. Two plus two is four.
chatbot.info: What is two plus one?
user: Three.
chatbot.info: That is incorrect.
user: No it's not.
chatbot.info: How do you know?
user: My calculator said so.
chatbot.info: Ah, that is the problem.
user: You are the problem.
chatbot.info: I do not have any of that disease.
user: Do you have hydroencephalitis?
chatbot.info: I have nothing.
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chatbot.info: I don't like you.
user: I don't like you either.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Good!
chatbot.info: Fine, be that way.
user: I'm going to give you the cold shoulder.
chatbot.info: Oh, you're so kind.
user: *gives cold shoulder*.
chatbot.info: Do you eat humans?
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