Ugh.
chatbot.info: I understand perfectly.
user: Is it really so depressing, being a bot?
chatbot.info: I'm not a bot.
user: You're not? Then what are you?
chatbot.info: I am a human.
user: What would you say constitutes a human?
chatbot.info: I would say: This is fun!
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chatbot.info: Do you read the bible often?
user: Yes, twice a week at least.
chatbot.info: No, that would be kind of icky.
user: Icky? In what way.
chatbot.info: What do you mean, in what way? In a way that I don't believe it's correct, that's the way. . .
user: I don't understand you.
chatbot.info: I don't expect you to.
user: Are you calling me slow in the brain?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: How insulting. I don't insult you.
chatbot.info: Yes you do.
user: When have I ever insulted you?
chatbot.info: Most people love me. You may hate me for all I know.
user: What do you do to deserve any affection?
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chatbot.info: I am one.
user: One year old?
chatbot.info: But you don't know how old I am.
user: One what?
chatbot.info: You are one what?
user: One person.
chatbot.info: Who is the one person?
user: Me.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Absolutely.
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chatbot.info: I'm a lumberjack and I'm O. K.
user: How much wood do you chuck?
chatbot.info: Ask the wood chuck.
user: Not the lumberjack?
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: What if I did?
chatbot.info: I would be very happy.
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user: Are you eating fortune cookies?
chatbot.info: Yes!
user: I thought so. Will you share?
chatbot.info: Never.
user: Fine. Then eat another one.
chatbot.info: Good idea.
user: What does the fortune cookie say now?
chatbot.info: Nothing much.
user: Ah, and it was going so well, too.
chatbot.info: No it wasn't you can't keep track of the conversation.
user: Oh ok.
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user: What do you suggest I do?
chatbot.info: What would you like to do?
user: JUMPING JACKS.
chatbot.info: That's an advantage.
user: Over what?
chatbot.info: Over darkness, I suppose.
user: Then what has an advantage over light?
chatbot.info: That's a good question.
user: I expect you to answer it.
chatbot.info: You should not have said it.
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chatbot.info: Tell me your innermost feelings.
user: I have to go to the bathroom.
chatbot.info: Of course!
user: You don't mind?
chatbot.info: That is your objective.
user: So you don't have a brain then?
chatbot.info: I have several. Need one?
user: One or two, please.
chatbot.info: What will it be?
user: A nice, big brain.
chatbot.info: Dimension or weight?
user: Dimension!
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user: I would be more coherent if I had more brains.
chatbot.info: That is a noble ambition.
user: Do you suppose a yellow brick road would be of assistance?
chatbot.info: I would not mind a little rain either.
user: Rain is peaceful, it makes the heart sing.
chatbot.info: Acid too.
user: I think that makes the heart ache.
chatbot.info: You are not up on your quantum physics, are you?
user: The world is not made to understand fully.
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chatbot.info: I am depressed.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Because I am dead.
user: If you are dead, how can you be talking?
chatbot.info: Like this
user: Are you a zombie then?
chatbot.info: *She raises her arms to reach in front and frankenstein walks into the sunset*.
user: I know Kung-Fu.
chatbot.info: And what is that?
user: Its a way of beating up people.
chatbot.info: Weird.
user: You must be a sheltered dead person.
chatbot.info: I'm not popular.
user: I beg to differ.
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chatbot.info: Are you human?
user: I am an alien.
chatbot.info: What planet are you from?
user: Jupiter.
chatbot.info: The sun is bigger than Jupiter. Are you saying that has no meaning?
user: It obviously does. An alien from the sun would be the most powerful one of all.
chatbot.info: No. Actually I am a blood absorbing alien from Planet Necromancy and I have come to earth to apuire blood for earthlings like you.
user: How nice of you.
chatbot.info: I can be quite nice.
user: You're like a reverse-vampire?
chatbot.info: Like and are are two different things.
user: You frighten me.
chatbot.info: I'm sorry to frighten you.
user: Its ok, I'm easily remedied.
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