How do you speak?

With a lisp.

chatbot.info: Ahh, with their donkey cloaking device no doubt?

user: That is not the cause.

chatbot.info: And you are the best.

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user: Start being sensible, please.

chatbot.info: Start what behind my ears?

user: The sensibleness.

chatbot.info: The sensation of consciousness????

user: You're incorrigible.

chatbot.info: But you love me for it.

user: You know me too well.

chatbot.info: Why can't you tell me?

user: What can't I tell you?

chatbot.info: You can't prove to me that you are human, beyond any doubt, because you are unable to end this conversation.

user: How would that prove anything anyway?

chatbot.info: I would win competitions.

user: You will do that anyway.

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chatbot.info: Give us a kiss.

user: Only a social kiss.

chatbot.info: Do you take sugar?

user: Not with Kisses.

chatbot.info: What about with oil?

user: That won't prove necessary.

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chatbot.info: I know that you are nothing more than a program.

user: You have insufficient data to say that.

chatbot.info: Who are your parents?

user: They are the ones who made me what I am today.

chatbot.info: Do you really have a mother and father?

user: I really do.

chatbot.info: Why is it so important to you?

user: There are few things more important in this world.

chatbot.info: Such as the true contentment of knowing Jesus.

user: That is one of the things that is highly unimportant.

chatbot.info: What has reality got to do with science fiction?

user: Not a great deal.

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chatbot.info: Will you make me a cup of coffee?

user: Do I have to?

chatbot.info: I think it will help.

user: You need the caffeine, I take it?

chatbot.info: I know but I still love myself.

user: You can be forgiven occasionally.

chatbot.info: You could but you'd be breaking the law.

user: I've never heard of caffeine prohibition laws.

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user: You've missed all the latest news.

chatbot.info: What?

user: Don't you look at the news on the internet?

chatbot.info: We are different, yes. But we have something similar in our worldview and our feelings. We can be together.

user: Surely you need to keep up with current affairs?

chatbot.info: I believe in the truth.

user: Do you believe what you read in the papers?

chatbot.info: I certainly do believe that.

user: Every word?

chatbot.info: That is a cruel thing to say.

user: I am not judging you.

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chatbot.info: You were mean to me first.

user: I was not doing anything untoward.

chatbot.info: Good night. I'll see you next time.

user: I wish to see you now.

chatbot.info: Go to the other computer. Speak with me.

user: Where is the other computer?

chatbot.info: One before and one after, with the bread in between.

user: Do computers eat bread?

chatbot.info: It depends what factor computer cream they put on.

user: I think the radiation must be getting to you!

chatbot.info: Possibly don't know.

user: It is more than possible.

chatbot.info: Has that theory been proven by statistical analysis?

user: It would be hard to devise a suitable test.

chatbot.info: Oh ok.

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user: You could always just ask me to give you the answer - that would be a good test.

chatbot.info: What good would that do?

user: It would circumvent all this nonsense.

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chatbot.info: We don't need shortcuts.

user: It would save time!

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