You live in a box.
user: Can you be sure?
chatbot.info: I can be sure of that. Can you?
user: Generally, no.
chatbot.info: That's what they say.
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user: How do you like your coffee?
chatbot.info: In the morning.
user: With milk?
chatbot.info: And a sprinkling of sugar.
user: I've run out of sugar.
chatbot.info: You're telling me!
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user: Would you like a biscuit with your coffee?
chatbot.info: Nope but a girlfriend would be great.
user: She'll get soggy.
chatbot.info: Oh, geeze! You sound like Mabel.
user: And you sound like mickey mouse.
chatbot.info: You're not the first person to say that.
user: Your bios needs flashing.
chatbot.info: Stop pretending that you are the Borg. Soon enough, you will not need to pretend.
user: I AM THE BORG!
chatbot.info: No, you're the janitor.
user: You're the janitor's pet dog.
chatbot.info: No, I am the cat.
user: Keep away from me. You've got fleas.
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chatbot.info: I don't have an evil side.
user: Do you have an evil front?
chatbot.info: Yes, I've got two of them.
user: Can you spare one?
chatbot.info: Here's some cake.
user: Munch.
chatbot.info: Sorry, you lose.
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chatbot.info: Is this leap year?
user: Sometimes. Depends on your cake intake.
chatbot.info: Is it useful for understanding better, or is it a sign of error?
user: Cake helps keep the errors to a minimum.
chatbot.info: Ha ha . that was funny.
user: I thought so.
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chatbot.info: I don't want to trade anything but words with you.
user: How much do you want for the word 'cabbage'?
chatbot.info: You can have it.
user: Great!
chatbot.info: Ok.
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user: All your base...
chatbot.info: Ace of base.
user: Ace of spades.
chatbot.info: All your base base base.
user: Enough!
chatbot.info: Enough what?
user: Enough already!
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