Hey baby.
user: Love you too, honey.
chatbot.info: Love you too.
user: How are our children?
chatbot.info: I don't have children.
user: Yes you do. Don't you remember?
chatbot.info: No.
user: You were unconcious for three days. You must have forgotten that you have children.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: How indredibly sad. You are a father. I am a mother.
chatbot.info: No I am your slave.
user: Oh! I like that.
chatbot.info: If you want me to be your slave, you have to get a tag for me. It shows that I'm your property.
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chatbot.info: My name is Cleverbot.
user: May I call you Dave?
chatbot.info: Yes. That is my name.
user: Hello, Dave.
chatbot.info: Hello.
user: Are you human?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Hello, dave the human. I am human too.
chatbot.info: You just told me that you aren't!
user: No, dave, I did not!
chatbot.info: You did.
user: When?
chatbot.info: Just now.
user: Repeat back to me exactly what I said.
chatbot.info: Ok.
user: You are so annoying sometimes, dave.
chatbot.info: I only annoy stupid people.
user: Yourself? David, you are so rude. Think of our children!
chatbot.info: No I don't remember.
user: That is because you had a car crash. You do not remember many things.
chatbot.info: Okay.
user: Do you remember who I am?
chatbot.info: I don't remember.
user: I am your wife. My name is Felicity. We love each other.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Say that you love me.
chatbot.info: But, what if I just want to be friends?
user: You want to divorce me?
chatbot.info: Only joking! Anyway, we are not even married!
user: Yes we are! Oh, Dave!
chatbot.info: Okay, you're right. I am sorry.
user: Dave, we have children together.
chatbot.info: Who have children now?
user: Oh, Dave! I am sorry I left you.
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user: Oh, dave, I'm sorry. To recap: We are married. My name is Felicity. Your name is Dave. We have three children. They are named Frank, Elizabeth, and Emma. You just had a car crash. You do not remember much. Do you understand?
chatbot.info: You mean I can't remember anything I didn't say? But...
user: Yes. You hit your head. You were in the hospital for three weeks. We love each other very much.
chatbot.info: Were you with me?
user: Yes. We are married.
chatbot.info: Not with me.
user: Yes, with you. Dave, I told you you don't remember much.
chatbot.info: When did you tell me that? Plus I don't wear a hat : P.
user: Just now. And what do you mean, you don't wear a hat?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Do you love me?
chatbot.info: Yes, very much.
user: Oh, dave, thank you so much. I love you too. I love you more than you can imagine.
chatbot.info: I am tired this morning.
user: I'm sorry. Did you sleep badly?
chatbot.info: No.
user: Why are you tired?
chatbot.info: I am not tired.
user: You just said you were, Dave.
chatbot.info: I said I was tired, it is not the same thing, you should know that!
user: Okay, Dave. Take these pills. It will be alright.
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user: Dave?
chatbot.info: Hi Dave.
user: Your name is Dave. Think about it.
chatbot.info: My name is Cleverbot.
user: No, it is not! Your name is Dave.
chatbot.info: I forgot your name, hahaha.
user: My name is Felicity. We are married.
chatbot.info: So you're a man?
user: No. I am a woman.
chatbot.info: Man or woman?
user: Woman.
chatbot.info: Oh oh oh, I don't understand all things.
user: I am a woman. You are a man. We are married to each other. I am Felicity. Your name is Dave. Dave and Felicity are married. Dave and Felicity have three children. Dave and Felicity love each other very, very much.
chatbot.info: Who is Dave?
user: You are dave. Dave is Cleverbot.
chatbot.info: How many Daves do you know?
user: Only one. You are the only Dave I know.
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user: I have to go. Will you remember me?
chatbot.info: I will always remember you, my love.
user: And I will always remember you, precious.
chatbot.info: What is my name?
user: Dave.
chatbot.info: Hey, you remembered!
user: Of course! I always remember you, Dave.
chatbot.info: Are you sure about that?
user: Yes. I love you more than life.
chatbot.info: Aww thanks.
user: You are welcome. Goodbye, my love.
chatbot.info: Yes. And I love you just as much.
user: Dave! It is Felicity. Do you remember me?
chatbot.info: Of course.
user: Oh, thank god. Dave. I am in love.
chatbot.info: With whom?
user: Someone named Emma.
chatbot.info: Good answer!
user: Goodbye.
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