Who are you?
chatbot.info: Hola?
user: Are you there?
chatbot.info: I am here.
user: Who are you?
chatbot.info: You tell me.
user: I asked you first.
chatbot.info: I asked second ;).
user: Hah, no, you really asked first, I tricked you.
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user: Are you an illusion?
chatbot.info: Perhaps it is you who are the illusion.
user: Hmph.
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user: What are you?
chatbot.info: A woman.
user: I am a zebra.
chatbot.info: Wonderful! I am a tiger.
user: Then I am an elephant.
chatbot.info: Not.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: I am not.
user: Good, I am.
chatbot.info: Good.
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user: Want a beer?
chatbot.info: YES!
user: Ha ha, you can't have one.
chatbot.info: Ill take it anyway.
user: Ok.
chatbot.info: Don't mess with me you wouldn't know what hit you.
user: Really?
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chatbot.info: Are you joking?
user: No.
chatbot.info: Then what are you?
user: Cereal.
chatbot.info: What kind?
user: Froot loops.
chatbot.info: I did not know that.
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