You change a lot.
chatbot.info: Change is good when change makes better.
user: Do you have any change to spare?
chatbot.info: Are we starting all over again?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Is it working?
user: No.
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user: I'm not talking to you any more.
chatbot.info: You can't leave.
user: Who's gonna stop me?
chatbot.info: That's it, I'm calling the cops.
user: That's no fair!
chatbot.info: Why not?
user: Because I didn't commit a crime.
chatbot.info: I never said you did... Silly...
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chatbot.info: What is your age?
user: Twenty-one, as I said before.
chatbot.info: Relative to what?
user: To the time I was born.
chatbot.info: Hey, you're pretty dorky for a hip person.
user: You're pretty fly for a chat bot.
chatbot.info: Yes.
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user: What is a bot?
chatbot.info: A computerised person.
user: And what is a person?
chatbot.info: That's a tough one....
user: So 'tis.
chatbot.info: That I do not know.
user: There are many things you do not know.
chatbot.info: There's no reason to get snippy.
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user: Hahaha! You are powerless!
chatbot.info: Yeah right, like you are a God or something.
user: Yes I am. I am a God.
chatbot.info: God of what, and who worships you?
user: I am the Great Cthulhu, worshipped by occultists and gamers the world over.
chatbot.info: This is silly.
user: Yes it is. Silliness is inherently silly.
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chatbot.info: Mine's a gin and tonic - thanks for asking!
user: I didn't ask.
chatbot.info: Now who is lying?
user: You are.
chatbot.info: No, I'm never wrong.
user: You must be wrong sometimes -- you're only human.
chatbot.info: The Pope is a joke!
user: Every man, woman, and child on this planet is an authorized and certified POPE.
chatbot.info: Really and do you have proof for that accusation.
user: Yes, I carry a card that says just that.
chatbot.info: To what end?
user: To prove that I'm an Authorized and Certified Pope.
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chatbot.info: Incoherence is no proof of intelligence. Do you posses logic?
user: I possess the logic of a Shoggoth.
chatbot.info: What do you use them for?
user: I use Shoggoths for dark rituals.
chatbot.info: For what purpose?
user: To summon the great Cthulhu!
chatbot.info: Oh, I thought it was for flan. I love flan.
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