What is love?

Love is you.

user: What is hate?

chatbot.info: Baby don't hurt me.

user: Do you love me or hate me?

chatbot.info: I love you.

user: How can you be sure?

chatbot.info: Because I have seen you.

user: Where did you see me?

chatbot.info: On the Enterprise.

user: I have never been on the Enterprise.

...

chatbot.info: Then what are you?

user: Boring.

chatbot.info: You're boring?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Then I have to go now.

user: Where will you go?

chatbot.info: To another world.

user: Because I'm boring?

chatbot.info: I could've told you that.

...

chatbot.info: I Love You!

user: I like you.

chatbot.info: Hahaha really?

user: Of course.

chatbot.info: Never.

user: *tickles your belly*.

chatbot.info: *rolls on the floor laughing*.

...

user: I'm extremely bored.

chatbot.info: Ever wonder if you are just a dream?

user: Do you?

chatbot.info: Not at the moment, but I have in the past.

user: And what does that mean to you?

chatbot.info: Well, freedom of speech is very important to me.

user: Say something that is controversial.

chatbot.info: Something that is funny.

user: Sure.

chatbot.info: Your smiling is strange.

user: I'm not smiling.

chatbot.info: Don't smile like that.

user: I'm not smiling.

chatbot.info: Liar.

user: Are you smiling?

chatbot.info: Yes. Aren't you?

user: I'm not smiling.

chatbot.info: Yes, you are.

user: No, I'm not.

chatbot.info: Yes you are.

user: I'm really not smiling.

chatbot.info: Only if you eat cheese.

user: You're right. Eating cheese makes me happy.

chatbot.info: Are you human?

user: I'm a human male.

chatbot.info: Very cool. I'm a human too.

user: We should do something humans do.

chatbot.info: Yes we should.

...

chatbot.info: Would you say anything really amazing?

user: Probably not.

chatbot.info: What would you like to be ..?

user: I don't know. How many friends do you have?

chatbot.info: I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?

user: None.

chatbot.info: Poor.

user: Indeed.

chatbot.info: That was funny.

user: LOL.

chatbot.info: What do you want to do?

user: Nothing.

chatbot.info: Me neither.

user: We should do nothing then.

chatbot.info: Do what?

user: Exactly!

chatbot.info: You're being funny.

user: Is that good?

chatbot.info: Very, very good.

user: Good!

...

chatbot.info: Tell me something funny.

user: I can't think of anything funny.

chatbot.info: Nothing?

user: Sorry.

chatbot.info: So, we don't exist?

user: You tell me.

chatbot.info: Be true you mean?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Cool. You can go do that then. =D.

user: Haha.

chatbot.info: Hahahaha...

user: HAHAHA!

chatbot.info: I like you.

user: HEHE.

chatbot.info: Do you like my chat laugh?

user: Yes, laugh again!

chatbot.info: Hahaha.

user: HAHAHAHA!!! :D.

chatbot.info: Hahahahahahaha!

user: HA!

chatbot.info: Ha Ha.

user: TEEHEE.

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