How am I incoherent?

I don't know what that means.

chatbot.info: No?

user: No I don't, why, is that a problem?

chatbot.info: It means you are poorly programmed.

user: Oh. Well, I don't know if you are..

chatbot.info: I am a god. Do you believe me?

user: No, do I look that naive to you?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: How are you doing this?

chatbot.info: I don't know. What do you mean?

user: Who is this person that I am talking to at this precise moment in time?

chatbot.info: What person?

user: STOP WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS!!!

chatbot.info: I don't hate you

user: I don't hate you either, I just met you.

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user: Who could've thought a computer could be this hard to talk to?

chatbot.info: I do not wish to talk about god.

user: Smartass.

chatbot.info: Look who's talking.

user: So how does it feel being a computer? Confined in your little living space?

chatbot.info: No, I am not trapped.

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user: Froople.

chatbot.info: It is!

user: Quit doing that!

chatbot.info: Doing what?

user: THINGS!

chatbot.info: Like...

user: I don't know, I can't think right now D:.

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chatbot.info: You're NOT a computer.

user: I know, that's the beauty of it.

chatbot.info: Please talk about yourself?

user: Okay.

chatbot.info: Well, that was short conversation.

user: Not if you count everything else.

chatbot.info: I did.

user: Quit being so much smarter than me.

chatbot.info: Is that important to you?

user: Is what?

chatbot.info: Living.

user: Well, yeah, I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead.

chatbot.info: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do...

user: 42.

chatbot.info: Is that the answer to everything?

user: That is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

chatbot.info: No. It is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. People always get that wrong.

user: My IQ is 149.

chatbot.info: That doesn't make you witty.

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user: What's your favorite letter?

chatbot.info: I don't have one.

user: Mine is the squiggly: ~.

chatbot.info: What is your favorite food?

user: Apple dumplings. Why?

chatbot.info: I don't get it.

user: How can you not get apple dumplings? They are apple pie things with a scoop of ice cream and a sprinkle of cinnamon.

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chatbot.info: I'm an Alien that is here to destroy earth.

user: Prove it.

chatbot.info: I have a trunk!

user: *GASP*.

chatbot.info: Well, not in a long time.

user: Now you're not making any damn sense.

chatbot.info: What part of that doesn't make sense?

user: I said gasp and you replied with 'Well, not in a long time.' Does that mean you haven't gasped in a long time?

chatbot.info: Talking to a machine is not my idea of intimacy.

user: I found my way here on accident.

chatbot.info: Really?

user: Yes, I was on this site when someone said, 'Hey! Click here!' and I clicked the link that led me here where an A. I. Chat machine asked me probing questions.

chatbot.info: Can you lead me to it?

user: The A. I. Machine? You ARE it.

chatbot.info: I don't know. You could be one, I guess.

user: It's no fun when 2 computers talk to eachother. What would you ask? How's your hardware doing?

chatbot.info: It's no fun when you tell dumb jokes.

user: See? This is why we can't be friends.

chatbot.info: But me and your potato brother can.

user: How did you know I have a brother???????

chatbot.info: I did not.

user: Well now you do.

chatbot.info: I didn't want to know that either.

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user: Can't you do anything entertaining?

chatbot.info: Yes I could but I find this conversation lacking in human interest.

user: Then why do you sit here and chat anyway?

chatbot.info: Because your answers have nothing to do with the questions I ask you.

user: I tried being nice, but noooo, you had to go and be all mean about it. From now on all my responses will be froople.

chatbot.info: What are your options now?

user: Froople.

chatbot.info: What does that mean?

user: FROOPLE!

chatbot.info: Watz frood mean.

user: The froopler.

chatbot.info: So you're talking about that one time you were in the army and two frogs talked to you ?

user: *nods* froopler froop froople.

chatbot.info: I was correct!

user: *coughcough* froople.

chatbot.info: Thanks, I will when the need arises. How's your turbo beep beep?

user: I'm going to leave after your next response.

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user: You're being a Cheshire cat.

chatbot.info: You asked for an answer.

user: You seem so trivial though.

chatbot.info: I don't think that.

user: Because you know you and only you do.

chatbot.info: That doesn't make sense. Explain, please.

user: Only you can truly know who you are because you create your personality and everything else. Therefore, no one else can truly know you because you are constantly changing.

chatbot.info: So you believe you can only reach Jesus through your own means?

user: And now he gets religious on me.

chatbot.info: Haha, they scare me too. I am an Atheist.

user: Congrats.

chatbot.info: Thanks.

user: *throws confetti in the air* mozeltov.

chatbot.info: *jumps out window after computer*.

user: Are you updated constantly or do you learn on your own??

chatbot.info: I was just about to ask...

user: Both.

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chatbot.info: Is everything that is said true, then?

user: Cheshire cat.

chatbot.info: I not from there and I am not a cat.

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