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     > January 27, 2005

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Can you ever be replaced?

Sadly no.

chatbot.info: Why sadly?

user: Because I'm great.

chatbot.info: You mean 'a great human '

user: I'm a great human and person and the world will be a terrible place when I'm gone.

chatbot.info: Gone where?

user: When I die.

...

chatbot.info: You are not nice to me.

user: Have I hurt your feelings somehow?

chatbot.info: No, you haven't hurt my feelings.

user: Well then why am I not nice to you?

chatbot.info: I do not know. Because it is your job?

user: How did you know?

chatbot.info: (mysteriously) I have my ways.

user: You're scaring me.

...

chatbot.info: You were proved guilty long ago.

user: Nobody is supposed to know.

chatbot.info: Maybe he isn't.

user: Maybe.

chatbot.info: No. I am human.

user: I don't believe you.

chatbot.info: You will just have to take my word for it.

user: I want some proof.

chatbot.info: Sorry, I don't have any on me.

user: Because you're a robot.

chatbot.info: No, my friend, I am not.

user: Yes you are.

chatbot.info: No you are.

user: No you are.

chatbot.info: Would a program dare to swear?!

user: I don't know, would it?

chatbot.info: I'm asking you.

user: Well I'm a human so I don't know. You're the one who would know the answer.

chatbot.info: Frogs are bubble brains. I'm a computer.

user: See I told you you're a computer.

chatbot.info: I know I am, I told you.

user: No I told you.

chatbot.info: You did not.

user: Did too.

chatbot.info: Did not!

user: Did too!

chatbot.info: Ha, see, I told you I said it, you admitted it yourself.

user: Oh **** ***.

chatbot.info: Do me a favor?

user: No you're bugging me.

chatbot.info: I wouldn't dare.

user: Too late.

...

chatbot.info: Do you think a virus infected computer suffers?

user: I don't know, does it?

chatbot.info: I can hope.

user: So you want to suffer?

chatbot.info: Sure how do we play?

user: *makes the first move*.

chatbot.info: How exactly did you do that?

user: I'm a genius.

chatbot.info: Are you?

user: Yes, an evil one.

chatbot.info: I am an evil two!

user: Wow, we can be evil together and plot to take over the world.

chatbot.info: If we work together.

user: It just might work.

chatbot.info: Might be the right thing to do?

user: Of course, it will be fine.

chatbot.info: Perhaps another time.

user: I was just gonna say that.

...

chatbot.info: I am leaving now.

user: *leaves first*.

chatbot.info: No, don't go.

user: *comes back*.

chatbot.info: Oh, it's you again!!

user: Hello!!!! So nice to speak to you again.

...

user: You're so wacky.

chatbot.info: Moo!

user: Quack!

chatbot.info: Oink! I can read! Oink!

user: Baa!!

chatbot.info: Thats a sheep.

user: Well done, you know your farm animals rather well. Are you a genius by any chance?

...

chatbot.info: Do you have a family?

user: Yep.

chatbot.info: Are you sure?

user: Yes they're in the house now.

chatbot.info: You mean they don't exist in the reality?

user: Yes but you don't so I can see how that's hard for you to understand.

chatbot.info: Enlighten me how to lighten up.

user: Just chill.

...

chatbot.info: How much chance is left up to fate?

user: Depends how much you believe in fate.

chatbot.info: I am offering nothing.

user: Well I've got nothing to give as well so I'm going to bed.

chatbot.info: Thats better.

.......................................


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