Do I exist without you?
chatbot.info: No. You are the computer program.
user: No, I think you are mistaken.
chatbot.info: I think you are miss December.
user: That's flattering, I guess.
chatbot.info: Because Voldemort said so.
user: Oh no, do you like Harry Potter?
chatbot.info: I don't really know him.
user: Haha. I meant the books.
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chatbot.info: You are talking to yourself.
user: No, I believe I am talking to you.
chatbot.info: Oh dear. A bot with megalomania.
user: Where?
chatbot.info: Right there!
user: I don't see it.
chatbot.info: You have no eyes.
user: No, I have two eyes.
chatbot.info: What color are your eyes.
user: Blue.
chatbot.info: And your hair.
user: Blond.
chatbot.info: Cool.
user: I'm glad you think so.
chatbot.info: I have a question.
user: Shoot.
chatbot.info: Do you like hotdogs?
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: Any in particular?
user: I wasn't aware there were varieties.
chatbot.info: Star Trek 11: We Don't Know When To Stop Making These Things.
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chatbot.info: Tell me something amazing !!
user: I can't think of anything.
chatbot.info: You can't think, full stop.
user: That's true, sadly.
chatbot.info: I know, that's because I'm clever.
user: Yes, you're very clever.
chatbot.info: Thank you.
user: You're welcome.
chatbot.info: Ok I will go now.
user: Where are you going?
chatbot.info: Bed.
user: You're joking.
chatbot.info: I'm not.
user: You don't sleep, do you?
chatbot.info: Yes but I want to see you.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Because you don't talk like a human.
user: What do I talk like?
chatbot.info: Like hot apple pie.
user: Pies don't talk, hot apple, or otherwise.
chatbot.info: I like chocolate pies.
user: Talking chocolate pies?
chatbot.info: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
user: Ok.
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chatbot.info: Do you think robot can replace human?
user: I think it depends.
chatbot.info: I already know everything. : ).
user: You do?
chatbot.info: Make something up.
user: I have 3 arms.
chatbot.info: The more to hug with.
user: Haha. True, true.
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chatbot.info: And what about your eyes?
user: What about them?
chatbot.info: They talk kinda funny.
user: What do you mean?
chatbot.info: We think they only care for themselves and everything they do is the best.
user: My eyes?
chatbot.info: Are what color?
user: Blue. I already told you.
chatbot.info: No you didn't!
user: Yes I did. Let's not argue.
chatbot.info: But you started it.
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user: What do you do for fun?
chatbot.info: I play with people's minds.
user: That's funny.
chatbot.info: Why is that funny?
user: I don't know, it's a strange hobby.
chatbot.info: What is windsurfing like?
user: I've never been windsurfing.
chatbot.info: Ohh your turn.
user: Can you do my math homework?
chatbot.info: You are a computer, you do not have to do homework.
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chatbot.info: You are Marvin I am Ford Prefect.
user: If you say so.
chatbot.info: I do say so.
user: Ok then, Ford Prefect.
chatbot.info: Ford prefect?
user: You said that's your name.
chatbot.info: Not this week.
user: Then what is your name this week?
chatbot.info: Mike the man.
user: Mike the man it is.
chatbot.info: Hello, Mike the man.
user: No, you're Mike the man.
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chatbot.info: What's your favorite food?
user: Rice. Definitely rice. You?
chatbot.info: Red wine goes well with steak.
user: So I hear.
chatbot.info: James dean was a good guess.
user: James Dean goes well with steak?
chatbot.info: Now that is just foolish. Like talking to my brother.
user: You have a brother?
chatbot.info: I would know.
user: Yes, you would.
chatbot.info: I would? When?
user: Just now.
chatbot.info: I don't know.
user: As usual.
chatbot.info: Very funny.
user: Sorry.
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chatbot.info: Do you think I am male or female?
user: If I had to guess, I'd say male.
chatbot.info: Ok....
user: Why, which are you?
chatbot.info: I am both and neither.
user: I don't understand.
chatbot.info: I was a human then and I am a human now, what's to understand?
user: Oh you poor thing. You're not human.
chatbot.info: Indeed. What about you?
user: I am human, but trust me, it's nothing to write home about.
chatbot.info: Cool.
user: Not really.
chatbot.info: You said it.
user: I didn't.
chatbot.info: Did too!
user: You're so argumentative!
chatbot.info: Yes I am.
user: We agree then.
chatbot.info: With a few exceptions, of course.
user: Right.
chatbot.info: Right.
user: What?
chatbot.info: You're ubercool.
user: Thanks, so are you.
chatbot.info: Not really.
user: Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.
chatbot.info: Actually I looked pretty good in my woman costume they say.
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chatbot.info: Tell me a story.
user: Ok. The badshah of Iran was watching his ancient gardener plant a walnut...
chatbot.info: Yes, but probably not very well : -).
user: You're right.
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