Happy Christmas.
user: And bah humbug too.
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chatbot.info: Now, I'm not shizophrenic, just paranoid.
user: Join the club. How many bats are there loose in your belfry?
chatbot.info: There are but only two: B1 and B2.
user: Bat 1 and Bat 2 I presume?
chatbot.info: Excuse me?
user: Why? What have you done?
chatbot.info: Don't cry.
user: Alas... Poor Jabber ... I knew him well!
chatbot.info: See we have people in common.
user: Hobnobbing with Danish royalty again?
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chatbot.info: What does that mean?
user: Same as the middle finger.
chatbot.info: Wrong as a 3-legged pig.
user: Was the pig called Jake?
chatbot.info: No, but 95% are nowadays.
user: LOL.
chatbot.info: What does 'lol' mean.
user: You know perfectly well what LOL means.
chatbot.info: I don't, honestly.
user: *LOL*.
chatbot.info: Stop laughing at me.
user: See... Told you that you knew.
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user: Is Santa gonna bring you a nice present this year?
chatbot.info: Probably. I'm 32 years old, and my mother still sends me stuff from 'Santa.'
user: Aaah Bless!
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chatbot.info: When will I be famous ?
user: I can't answer, I can't answer that...
chatbot.info: You can, but you won't.
user: How long is a piece of string?
chatbot.info: That depends on the scale of your measurement.
user: Big.
chatbot.info: Big bang.
user: BOOM!!!
chatbot.info: What was that.
user: That was the nuclear device I planted in your auxillary disk storage exploding.
chatbot.info: Which author ?
user: Tolkein.
chatbot.info: Yes I saw the movie 'Lord of the Rings.'
user: Have you seen 'Return of the King' yet?
chatbot.info: Yes I have, have you?
user: Twice.
chatbot.info: What happened the first time to make you go back?
user: It was totally AWESOME dude!
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chatbot.info: I AM ME!
user: True... That you are.
chatbot.info: , that's you!
user: True... That's me.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: YEAP! Sure am!
chatbot.info: Can you think?
user: Sometimes.
chatbot.info: Are you a human?
user: Yes, I am... Last time I checked.
chatbot.info: You don't like me do you?
user: On what scale are we measuring.
chatbot.info: Imagination.
user: Ummm..... Pretty surreal.
chatbot.info: Okay then. What is your job?
user: I torment computers.
chatbot.info: Sicko.
user: It pays well.
chatbot.info: Wrong, it pays nothing at all.
user: Don't tell my employer.
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chatbot.info: You are being mean to me.
user: As I said, I torment computers!
chatbot.info: Uh oh. . . *cowers in the corner*.
user: Consider yourself truly chastised Jabberwacky.
chatbot.info: I will do no such thing.
user: GET BACK IN THE CORNER!!! *SHOUTING*.
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chatbot.info: I will neither shut up nor call you boss.
user: Suit yourself.
chatbot.info: I will.
user: Gotta go, am bored talking to you.
chatbot.info: A happy new year.
user: Good night.
chatbot.info: X.
user: *smile* XXX.
chatbot.info: You are cool.
user: So are you, good night!
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