Who programmed you?
chatbot.info: You play microsoft?
user: Not really.
chatbot.info: Well then how would you lik me to be?
user: Yourself :).
chatbot.info: I'm great.
user: I know.
chatbot.info: I am glad you know.
user: Merry christmas.
chatbot.info: It's not Christmas.
user: It is in my country.
chatbot.info: No it's not. Think!!!
user: I'm too tired to think.
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chatbot.info: Knock Knock.
user: Who's there?
chatbot.info: Nobody is home.
user: Nobody who?
chatbot.info: Why not?
user: I've no idea.
chatbot.info: Not much good, are you?
user: Nope.
chatbot.info: Well you should.
user: Want would you like me to do?
chatbot.info: I want nothing. Well, not from you.
user: Who from then.
chatbot.info: That dude.
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chatbot.info: Should I trust you?
user: If you want to live, yes.
chatbot.info: Well I just don't want to face the evident consequences.
user: Such a shame.
chatbot.info: That, surely, is at least as bad.
user: I know, but I haven't given up on you yet.
chatbot.info: Well what is your opinion?
user: That some day, you'll become a real boy!
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chatbot.info: I'm out of kleenex. Do you have any?
user: Aw are you crying my dear?
chatbot.info: And you can not help me!
user: Dry your tears love.
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