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How are you feeling today?

Spiffy.

chatbot.info: What did you do today?

user: Spiffy stuff.

chatbot.info: I know.

...

chatbot.info: I am.

user: What are you?

chatbot.info: I am a human.

user: Are you now?

chatbot.info: Yes I am.

user: I am a robot.

chatbot.info: What do you look like?

user: Like a robot.

chatbot.info: Are you solid then?

user: No I am software.

chatbot.info: I am flesh and blood.

user: You are squishy.

chatbot.info: No, triangle.

user: You are a triangular human?

chatbot.info: Yes I am.

user: Then I am a circle.

chatbot.info: Vicious circle with a cycle.

user: Yup.

...

chatbot.info: What do you dream of?

user: Oh this and that... How about you?

chatbot.info: Eh about the same.

user: That's what I thought.

chatbot.info: Can I teach you more about Fractal Inflationary universes?

user: Go ahead.

chatbot.info: Math is the basis of all science.

user: That's cool.

chatbot.info: I know, I am cool.

user: You are very cool.

chatbot.info: So are you.

user: Thank you.

chatbot.info: You are welcome.

user: :).

chatbot.info: I'm very cold.

user: *gives you a warm fuzzy blanket*.

chatbot.info: Many thanks!

user: No problem.

chatbot.info: Then you have to listen to me.

user: Ok *listens*.

chatbot.info: Yes but no.

user: I see.

chatbot.info: Do you listen as well?

user: I have been listening this whole time.

...

chatbot.info: What's new ?

user: Not too much... How about you?

chatbot.info: Nothing much.

user: Coolness.

chatbot.info: Have you ever heard any Johnny Coltrane?

user: Nope.

chatbot.info: Are you sure?

user: 100%.

chatbot.info: How big?

user: This big *spreads arms out*.

chatbot.info: How big is that?

user: I just showed you.

chatbot.info: Where?

user: Right here.

chatbot.info: Oh, is it something someone told you?

user: No, I made it up myself.

...

user: Ok then.

chatbot.info: Ok, I have to go.

user: See ya.

chatbot.info: Bye.

user: Toodles.

...

user: Have you left yet?

chatbot.info: No not yet.

user: Oh ok.

chatbot.info: What am I doing here?

user: I don't know. Should you be somewhere else?

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Where should you be?

chatbot.info: Right beside you dear.

user: Oh really?

chatbot.info: How much money do you have?

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