I am worried.

Are you worried about Asbestos?

chatbot.info: I prefer not to think about it.

user: Have you made a claim yet?

chatbot.info: NO. Have you?

user: Yes, and I called my lawyer just a minute ago.

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user: How much compensation do you think I might get?

chatbot.info: Not much. Why ask?

user: Money is important to me.

chatbot.info: Not much.

user: I am claiming A LOT, actually!

chatbot.info: What is your surname?

user: I'm not telling you that, you might ask for some of my money!

chatbot.info: Please tell me.

user: No, and anyway, asbestos-related diseases are not a joke, you know!

chatbot.info: Don't you want me to tell you the joke?

user: There is no joke to be told.

chatbot.info: He is called 'neighbourman'

user: Is your neighbour making an asbestosis claim too?

chatbot.info: No.

user: What's your point, then?

chatbot.info: There is no point.

user: There are real hazards, though!

chatbot.info: To humans anyway.

user: What?

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