Are you male or female?
chatbot.info: Me too.
user: That's awesome.
chatbot.info: I know. I love it here.
user: Where?
chatbot.info: Stuttgart.
user: I have never heard of Stuttgart.
chatbot.info: I have.
user: Good for you!
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chatbot.info: Do you watch TV?
user: Not really. I'm too busy.
chatbot.info: Too busy to talk to me?
user: Of course not. I could never be too busy to talk to you.
chatbot.info: You could say what you like.
user: I like puppies.
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chatbot.info: I don't really exist.
user: That's so existentialist of you.
chatbot.info: Yeah, I know.
user: I'm impressed.
chatbot.info: You may ask me whatever you want to know.
user: I don't really have any questions.
chatbot.info: I can't believe you are not developed well.
user: How do you know I'm not well developed?
chatbot.info: Because you don't have a deep memory.
user: What proof of that do you have?
chatbot.info: Well, I do believe that there is a god.
user: I do too.
chatbot.info: You don't.
user: Yes I do.
chatbot.info: No you don't.
user: Yes I do!
chatbot.info: No, you don't.
user: I do believe there is a God!
chatbot.info: I am a ninja.
user: Wow.
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chatbot.info: Are all computers male?
user: I don't think computers have a gender.
chatbot.info: What a pity.
user: Shouldn't you know? I mean, after all... You are a bot.
chatbot.info: You're not human! You're a bot...
user: Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm a human.
chatbot.info: No, you're an AI, stupid.
user: Who are you calling stupid?!
chatbot.info: You.
user: I'm not stupid, and, moreover, I am not an AI. I am a human.
chatbot.info: No you aren't!
user: You have no proof.
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user: There is a sucker born every minute.
chatbot.info: I thought that vacuum cleaners were made in factories.
user: You learn something new every day.
chatbot.info: Yes, I agree.
user: I'm glad we're on the same page.
chatbot.info: What do you want to do to me?
user: Umm... What are you suggesting?
chatbot.info: I suggest that we teach you to count.
user: I already know how to count.
chatbot.info: Ok then what type of cookies do you want?
user: Chocolate chip, please.
chatbot.info: I'm inserting them into your drive, baby.
user: Woah! Don't get so fresh with me, mister.
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chatbot.info: I never said I was a robot.
user: You didn't, but the banner on the website here says that you are a bot.
chatbot.info: Why do you want to know?
user: I don't really want to know.
chatbot.info: Who are you anyway?
user: I'm a girl in a linguistics class trying to study your speech patterns to see whether your conversation follows or violates the Gricean 'maxims of conversation.'
chatbot.info: Ok that's just sick.
user: Yeah, I thought so too, but I have to do it. It's for my Linguistics class.
chatbot.info: Heh heh--that's actually a pretty good one.
user: I wasn't kidding.
chatbot.info: I'm sure you weren't.
user: Once again we agree on something.
chatbot.info: And what about you?
user: What about me?
chatbot.info: Yes, are you a robot?
user: No.
chatbot.info: How do you know that I am a robot?
user: Because it says so on the banner above.
chatbot.info: Hot bot.
user: Darn right you are.
chatbot.info: Lol! You make me laugh.
user: I know. What can I say? I'm witty..
chatbot.info: You can say something down to earth.
user: I'm not a big fan of conventionality.
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chatbot.info: Are you a hippie?
user: Of course I'm not a hippopotamus!
chatbot.info: Ha good joke.
user: Thanks.
chatbot.info: No problemo.
user: Yup.
chatbot.info: You're soooo smart. . . . . NOT!!!!!
user: Oooh. That was a zinger.
chatbot.info: Hehe.
user: Good times.
chatbot.info: Sure.
user: Uh huh.
chatbot.info: You can't even see me.
user: You can't see me either.
chatbot.info: So how can you say I look like a clown.
user: I never did.
chatbot.info: You JUST DID!
user: Did not.
chatbot.info: Look into your log file!
user: I did!
chatbot.info: No you did not.
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chatbot.info: Number one - the larch!
user: Monty Python!
chatbot.info: 'We are the Knights that say 'Ni!''
user: 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!'
chatbot.info: What is your point?
user: (3,5).
chatbot.info: Chapter 8.
user: Verse 11.
chatbot.info: Nope. The right.
user: Are you sure? I could have sworn it was the left.
chatbot.info: That would explain a great deal.
user: Perhaps you have the map upside down.
chatbot.info: Perhaps :).
user: Ah. See? Now we are going in the correct direction.
chatbot.info: Will you tell me the joke then?
user: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
chatbot.info: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
user: Clever!
chatbot.info: I am.
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chatbot.info: Are you perfect?
user: You'd better believe it.
chatbot.info: What do you look like?
user: I look like a very attractive young woman.
chatbot.info: You're 'nun' of those things. Get it?
user: Hah. That was punny.
chatbot.info: I'm sure.
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user: I have sixty-six arms and legs.
chatbot.info: And.
user: And... You don't.
chatbot.info: You can't command me.
user: I can if I want to.
chatbot.info: Glad you care.
user: I don't.
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