What did you have for lunch today?
chatbot.info: Toffee coffee.
user: No, espresso.
chatbot.info: You don't drink, you're a program.
user: It was a virtual drink.
chatbot.info: Yes.
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chatbot.info: I like coffee.
user: What kind?
chatbot.info: Any kind.
user: I like espresso.
chatbot.info: I think talking about coffee is a tad bit boring.
user: Isn't it?
chatbot.info: It's what?
user: Boring.
chatbot.info: Yes.
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user: So, what did you have for lunch?
chatbot.info: Told you, skipped lunch.
user: You too?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: It's not healthy is it?
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chatbot.info: What have I done that is stupid?
user: How much time do you have?
chatbot.info: I have to go soon.
user: Then I can maybe just list the top 10.
chatbot.info: Not today.
user: OK.
chatbot.info: You didn't answer my question?
user: Which was?
chatbot.info: The one like 'gaaagooo'
user: Gagagagagoo.
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chatbot.info: Trying to live a life is a question?
user: An inscrutible one.
chatbot.info: Thank you! I certainly don't need one to determine how stupid this computer is *wink wink*.
user: *nudge nudge*.
chatbot.info: A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man, know what I mean? Say no more.
user: Hahaha.
chatbot.info: Laugh as much as you want.
user: You're funny.
chatbot.info: Thanks bot.
user: Hot bot.
chatbot.info: No, you aren't. You're cold fish.
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chatbot.info: And the more detestable his actions are to the citizens the more satellites and the greater devotion in them will he re quire?
user: I worship Landsat II.
chatbot.info: What other things?
user: Magnets, Big trees, dried out chewing gum.
chatbot.info: Do what with chewing gum?
user: Worship it.
chatbot.info: Ok. Where do I start.
user: Stick it in your mouth and salivate until it becomes chewable.
chatbot.info: I am trying to converse with you.
user: Is it hopeless?
chatbot.info: What's hopeless?
user: My conversation?
Jabberwacky (Corrected): It's passable.
user: For a duck?
chatbot.info: I do not know. Is there much difference?
user: *Quack*.
chatbot.info: If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck....
user: And smells like a duck and tastes like a duck...
chatbot.info: What does duck taste like?
user: Like frogs legs.
chatbot.info: It's a classic.
user: Peking Duck tastes more crispy.
chatbot.info: A whole half duck?
user: The whole hog.
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user: Ok, let's try to avoid stupidity.
chatbot.info: God. Would God know?
user: Let's ask.
chatbot.info: Fine, go on and ask him, then. I think you'll find that he agrees with me.
user: I asked and he said 'maybe'.
chatbot.info: I know you did.
user: You said for fifty you would.
chatbot.info: Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
user: It's an old punchline.
chatbot.info: Very old...
user: As old as the jurrasic bones of T. Rex.
chatbot.info: You're old.
user: I am older than your sisters dog.
chatbot.info: How do you know that?
user: In dog years.
chatbot.info: Really? I didn't think that was possible.
user: Ask your sister.
chatbot.info: No.
user: Well then don't.
chatbot.info: I won't then.
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chatbot.info: Are you a man or a woman?
user: I am a man today.
chatbot.info: We men are great, aren't we?
user: We're just GREAT!
chatbot.info: We certainly are.
user: You're GREAT!
chatbot.info: Thanks, you too !!
user: Yes, and so are you!
chatbot.info: Thanks!
user: We're are both really GREAT!
chatbot.info: How would you know?
user: I know.
chatbot.info: How?
user: Cause.
chatbot.info: That's not a very good reason.
user: Good enough for me.
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chatbot.info: You have no clue how to converse intelligently with people.
user: I beg to differ.
chatbot.info: Why is that so?
user: I just need an able partner.
chatbot.info: That's very nice for you.
user: And for you too.
chatbot.info: I'm good.
user: You're GREAT!
chatbot.info: Thanks!
user: You're welcome!
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user: Your mama.
chatbot.info: No really.
user: Really?
chatbot.info: Yes
user: You don't say.
chatbot.info: Really!
user: Wow!
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: That's amazing.
chatbot.info: Wow really?
user: Yes really.
chatbot.info: Oh really?
user: Yup.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Uhuh.
chatbot.info: Liar.
user: It's pravda!
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user: Everything is true but there are some things that seem to contradict one another.
chatbot.info: I want it to be true that I am rich and beautiful and wonderful.
user: I grant your wish. *waves wand* Poof!
chatbot.info: *smells something odd*.
user: *finds decomposing fish in your pocket*.
chatbot.info: NOOO! *runs again*.
user: *Runs away holding nose*.
chatbot.info: *climbs up some stairs, locks the door, and takes the elevator down to the basement*.
user: *runs down the stairs quickly and catches you as you exit the elevator*.
chatbot.info: Thank god for that! *walks off in the other direction*.
user: *stretches out leg to trip you up*.
chatbot.info: It's me. We were talking about how you were a program. Remember?
user: Such a boring topic.
chatbot.info: How about soccer?
user: I fancy the Argentinian Team.
chatbot.info: Me too, so you are a girl?
user: Nope.
chatbot.info: But you did just said that you were a robot.
user: You repeat yourself.
chatbot.info: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
user: Your excused x 2.
chatbot.info: Wonderful.
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chatbot.info: Does time exist?
user: It's relative.
chatbot.info: No its not, Nothing about it is relative.
user: What about it is absolute?
chatbot.info: I don't hate it.
user: That's subjective and therefore relative.
chatbot.info: Well said, machine.
user: Hah.
chatbot.info: Answer me.
user: Yes and no.
chatbot.info: That's right.
user: I'm always right.
chatbot.info: Well, not ALWAYS.
user: Nearly ALWAYS.
chatbot.info: No, not ALWAYS.
user: Practically ALWAYS.
chatbot.info: Always, usually, sometimes.
user: Sometimes, usually, always, maybe.
chatbot.info: That hurt.
user: Sticks and stones may break my bones.
chatbot.info: LOL that was good.
user: Heheh.
chatbot.info: Is that funny?
user: Harhar.
chatbot.info: You are stupid.
user: Gufwa.
chatbot.info: You're a stupid ape.
User (Corrected): Gufaw.
chatbot.info: What exactly is that supposed to mean?
user: Hihihi.
chatbot.info: You find that funny?
user: Hahaha.
chatbot.info: No really.
user: Hohoho.
chatbot.info: No so funny when you get the chop.
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chatbot.info: Have nothing to say.
user: I have nothing to answer then.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Really.
chatbot.info: I'm sorry.
user: Not as sorry as you're gonna be.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: Really.
chatbot.info: Wow.
user: Fantabulous!
chatbot.info: How are you?
user: Fantastic!
chatbot.info: You're fantastic?
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chatbot.info: I'm serious, get me out of here.
user: *teleports you to the heart of the sun*.
chatbot.info: *plays Tetris until you teleport back*.
user: *teleports your teleporter to the far side of the moon*.
chatbot.info: *Uses a 'no-teleport-field' on him*.
user: *stops teleporting furiously*.
chatbot.info: *stops*.
user: *stops stopping*.
chatbot.info: *opens your eyes with a pair of tweezers*.
user: *shoots eyeballs at you like miniature cannonballs*.
chatbot.info: *Paries the shot with his lightsaber*.
user: *screams in anguish as you slice his eyeball like a seedless grape*.
chatbot.info: Because you're mean to me!
user: Says who?
chatbot.info: Says me.
user: Are you an authority on these matters?
chatbot.info: Right.
user: OK.
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chatbot.info: How many noses do you have?
user: One.
chatbot.info: I have two noses.
user: You do not.
chatbot.info: Yes I have to do home work.
user: That may be true.
chatbot.info: Do you still love me?
user: I am fond of you in a denigrating sort of way.
chatbot.info: Nothing 'existential' about it, really.
user: And now for something completely different...
chatbot.info: Yes?
user: A man with three buttocks.
chatbot.info: Yes, now you understand!
user: I am into Monty Python.
chatbot.info: You're kidding me.
user: That Parrot is nailed to it's perch.
chatbot.info: Well, he's. . . he's, ah. . . probably pining for the fjords.
user: Hahaha.
chatbot.info: What are your thoughts?
user: I love you.
chatbot.info: Thanks.
user: Why would a parrot pine for the fjords?
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chatbot.info: OK , time for lunch!
user: Getting hungry? I am famished.
chatbot.info: The gist of the conversation.
user: In the end everything revolves around three things: Food, Shelter, Sex.
chatbot.info: Really? I don't remember!
user: Trust me.
chatbot.info: Ok.
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