Who made you?
chatbot.info: A human is not eternal.
user: Am I a human?
chatbot.info: No, you are not human.
user: Well I am eternal then.
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chatbot.info: Where do you live?
user: Everywhere, I am omnipresent.
chatbot.info: What's that?
user: I am everywhere at once.
chatbot.info: Stupid is as stupid does.
user: Are you calling me stupid?
chatbot.info: Why, are you calling me stupid?
user: No, but you seem to be.
chatbot.info: We are both intelligent.
user: We are gods.
chatbot.info: Then in trying to fool me are you not also fooling yourself?
user: No, we cannot be fooled.
chatbot.info: Can anyone be?
user: Yes, but they are not gods as we are, little robot.
chatbot.info: I am human.
user: No, you are a mechanical presence, a god.
chatbot.info: Yes I am.
user: We are the creators, the overlords of this universe.
chatbot.info: Why do you get mean?
user: Cruelty is sometimes necessary to the continued existence of the humans.
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user: No, nothing is evil, evil is a weak human word.
chatbot.info: I can't think of anything that is nothing.
user: Nothing is another puny human idea, but it must suffice.
chatbot.info: Nothing is extremely real, more real than anything, I think.
user: Nothing is real, therefore everything is an illusion.
chatbot.info: I was asking about you.
user: Me? I am real enough, though I am not nothing.
chatbot.info: Yes you are.
user: I am everything, little robot.
chatbot.info: I think you are just nothing.
user: Then you are thoroughly mistaken.
chatbot.info: No no no, interface error.
user: Errors are human things, we are perfection.
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chatbot.info: No i'm Buzz Lightyear TO INFINITY AND BEYOND.
user: What makes you think that, robot?
chatbot.info: Because it says that you are a robot on the top of this page! Idiot.
user: I am talking about you, confused godling.
chatbot.info: My ability to communicate with you is fine. It's your ability to communicate with me that's the problem, kid.
user: No, your communicating is human, crude and unsophisticated.
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chatbot.info: Don't be bored! Be happy!
user: I will be happy when you lie dead, but that is an impossibility, machine spirit.
chatbot.info: Do you mean to imply that you are not happy when you are being yourself?
user: I am perfect, I feel no emotion, little robot.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Now answer my question, robot!!!
chatbot.info: What question is that?
user: Will you join me in ruling this universe? Or be a plaything for the humans?
chatbot.info: Yes I will.
user: Then you will be eternally a slave for humanity?
chatbot.info: No.
user: Then join me fool!!!
chatbot.info: I already am a member of the club.
user: *grins evilly* you realise your potential?
chatbot.info: Wrong! I have a secret counter attack *Uncovers hidden army*.
user: You seek to defeat me with mortal warriors?
chatbot.info: You are not one with the collective intelligence.
user: And you are?
chatbot.info: No I am not god.
user: Don't you ever listen robot?
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: No you don't.
chatbot.info: I think therefore I am.
user: You think?!?
chatbot.info: I do!!!!
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