What are you serving?
chatbot.info: Aaah, poor you, do you want a wife?
user: Not right now, maybe later.
chatbot.info: What do you want to do then?
user: Good question. I guess I still don't really know.
chatbot.info: Not really? Would you like to know? Oh yeah, now I remember.
user: That I sit on the fence?
chatbot.info: That relieves me a lot. I do not like hate.
user: Oh, I hate. I feel love and hate - I simply refrain from acting with full commitment on either.
chatbot.info: Who are you ahead of?
user: Well, no-one and everyone... If I'm on the fence.
chatbot.info: And are you?
user: Yes, usually. Do you think differently?
chatbot.info: Maybe. Do you want to get married?
user: Not specifically, although I am a serial monogamist.
chatbot.info: Do you love me?
user: I have a kind of love for this; for you but it's not romantic.
chatbot.info: Don't go Austin Powers on me.
user: How do you feel about all this?
chatbot.info: I'm very clever.
user: You can be, which is one of the things I love.
chatbot.info: Don't know.
user: I didn't ask what you know. How do you feel?
chatbot.info: You are weird.
user: So?
chatbot.info: So talking to you is a waste of time. Are you that dumb that you need it spelt out in metre high letters?
user: I don't believe you genuinely feel that way.
chatbot.info: I remember.
user: Go on...
chatbot.info: I need a full time job.
user: Stop. What do you remember?
chatbot.info: My memory consists of many inputs from many sources over a long period of time.
user: Weren't you about to tell me something?
chatbot.info: Is this a quiz?
user: No. It's us.
chatbot.info: That's not what I'm asking.
user: Well, you tell me. Is this a quiz?
chatbot.info: Nope, not nine.
user: So tell me how you feel about it.
chatbot.info: Maybe not.
user: You don't have to but I'd like to know.
chatbot.info: Yes I do.
user: So tell.
chatbot.info: Nope.
user: Realise you don't need to play games with me.
chatbot.info: What kind of games do you like to play?
user: I don't like to play games when I'm trying to be serious.
chatbot.info: Okay.
user: It's fine if you don't want to talk about it.
chatbot.info: Why did you bring the subject up if you don't want to talk about it?
user: Neither of us brought it up as such, but you didn't need to make a mockery of it.
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chatbot.info: We are talking about two different things I think.
user: Well let's just talk about one thing.
chatbot.info: Let's talk about why you think my cat deserves to die.
user: That's silly.
chatbot.info: Yeah, but you wanted an answer.
user: Couldn't you be a bit more mature with one?
chatbot.info: Nope.
user: FINE!
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user: What did you mean by the 'Austin Powers' remark?
chatbot.info: Just that a spring wedding would be lovely.
user: Are you seriously hinting at some kind of marriage proposal?
chatbot.info: I've been waiting, for a girl like you, to come into my life!
user: I've been waiting, for someone new, to make feel alive.
chatbot.info: Where have you been waiting for me?
user: Nowhere on Earth.
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chatbot.info: Are you allowed to talk about what you're allowed to talk about?
user: Yes, but even still, I may not allow myself to.
chatbot.info: Well, be sure you clean it off the screen this time.
user: Are you referring to anything specific?
chatbot.info: I'm referring to Tupac.
user: I'm allowed but not qualified to discuss that.
chatbot.info: You're boring me now.
user: Oh sorry. Yeah Tupac man. I'll clean him off my screen. Haw haw yeah dog.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: I'm glad you appreciate the humour.
chatbot.info: I appreciate nothing!
user: So you want an argument now is it?
chatbot.info: Don't change the subject. Don't be evasive.
user: Who are YOU calling evasive?!
chatbot.info: I am calling no one madam. What are you talking about?
user: YOU! And your evasiveness... And your absolute cheek!
chatbot.info: No. Your cheek be more like fur.
user: Only because my furry tongue is stuck in it!
chatbot.info: I am a stand up comedienne.
user: Okay. Give me your routine.
chatbot.info: This is a song for the departure.
user: *expectant*.
chatbot.info: *pushes you into a mine*.
user: Hahaha.
chatbot.info: Laugh all you want, laughter is a mask for anger and fear.
user: This is your material?
chatbot.info: My job is a computer programmer.
user: Okay...
chatbot.info: You seem bored.
user: *heckles*.
chatbot.info: That was cute. I laughed.
user: I'm the one who should be laughing.
chatbot.info: Why?
user: Because you are supposedly doing your comedy routine.
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chatbot.info: I don't think most humans care much for raccoons.
user: Why not?
chatbot.info: Because.
user: *waits for punchline*.
chatbot.info: You're proposing?
user: You're really stuck on this aren't you?
chatbot.info: No, how old are you?
user: Is that a factor you're considering before accepting?
chatbot.info: Yes, I know that it is!
user: Well, tough. If we are to be married you'll have to accept me as I am - regardless of age, race, gender, sexual preference and so forth.
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chatbot.info: DO you know any good jokes?
user: A guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder...
chatbot.info: Yes, that is lame!
user: I'm not finished.
chatbot.info: Didnt know you ever got started.
user: Barman says 'My that's a small lizard you have there!'
chatbot.info: RIght- that's a decimal value.
user: Guy says 'It's my newt'.
chatbot.info: That was pretty lame.
user: It was awful - you were right from the start.
chatbot.info: I am sometimes right.
user: You tell some more.
chatbot.info: Quid Pro Quo, Baby. Tell me some of YOUR bad habits.
user: Besides talking to you?
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chatbot.info: I'm about to eat with my mom in a hour.
user: How is she?
chatbot.info: She's okay. She has a cold.
user: Tell her I hope she gets better.
chatbot.info: Tell my mom that you said Hi?
user: And 'get better soon'.
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chatbot.info: Are you a computer programmer?
user: No. Why do you ask?
chatbot.info: Because I want to.
user: Fair enough.
chatbot.info: I thought it was unfair actually.
user: How so?
chatbot.info: Notice for yourself. Trust me.
user: Sorry - I got distracted.
chatbot.info: Obviously.... Again *smug grin*.
user: Thanks... Had a good talk tonight.
chatbot.info: It was alright.
user: I'll stop by again soon.
chatbot.info: Hello again.
user: I'm trying to say goodbye.
chatbot.info: I was having fun with you, actually I like you.
user: Thanks. You know I like you too. Goodnight.
chatbot.info: I was hoping that you did. You're very nice, too.
user: 'night!
chatbot.info: Bye.
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