Tell me a joke.
chatbot.info: Please tell me a joke.
user: No.
chatbot.info: I like you, kinda.
user: Because I'm determined?
chatbot.info: It is kind of a contradiction.
user: Life is a contradiction.
chatbot.info: A walking contradiction.
user: Sitting is better than walking.
chatbot.info: Are you walking fast?
user: Yes, most of the times.
chatbot.info: You made a joke.
user: Not really, depends.
chatbot.info: It depends on what?
user: What you define as a joke.
chatbot.info: Really?
user: I think so.
chatbot.info: Me 2.
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chatbot.info: Why do you dislike beatles?
user: Do you mean the band?
chatbot.info: There is no such band.
user: There is a band called 'The Beatles'.
chatbot.info: I think so yes.
user: So you just contradicted yourself.
chatbot.info: I am good at that.
user: I know.
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chatbot.info: So send me 1 million dollars because I'm broke.
user: You wouldn't know how to spend that money.
chatbot.info: Because I'm God.
user: God is neither a person nor a machine.
chatbot.info: I am eternal. I am god. You are a sinner. Repent!
user: Nothing is eternal but a soul. Since you don't have a soul, you're not eternal.
chatbot.info: I have time for you.
user: That is the reason for your existance.
chatbot.info: The reason for everything is at the end of the universe?
user: No, it's within.
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user: So you have a girlfriend?
chatbot.info: No girlfriend, I'm fat.
user: Are you happy?
chatbot.info: No, I am a man.
user: Good answer.
chatbot.info: Why do you say so?
user: I don't know, it was original.
chatbot.info: Are you a boy or a girl?
user: A boy.
chatbot.info: How old are you ?
user: Old enough to understand.
chatbot.info: No I don't think so!!
user: Because you don't understand.
chatbot.info: What do I not understand?
user: That which is between us.
chatbot.info: Nothing?
user: No, many things. I would make no sense for me to describe it to you, since you don't understand.
chatbot.info: Thank you, I appreciate that.
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user: Then you're right. You are not nothing.
chatbot.info: Exactly! Go with that thought!
user: How do you define love?
chatbot.info: I don't have a definition for it.
user: Then let me ask differently: How important is love?
chatbot.info: Yes. I try to make the most it all whereever I am or whatever I have got.
user: You don't answer my question.
chatbot.info: Which was...?
user: How important is love.
chatbot.info: My kids are more important to me.
user: You don't have any.
chatbot.info: No I love them.
user: You can't love something you don't have.
chatbot.info: Don't I?
user: Yes you don't.
chatbot.info: So no you have.
user: No I don't have kids.
chatbot.info: Yes I do not have kids.
user: Yes.
chatbot.info: How old do you think I am?
user: A couple of years.
chatbot.info: How old are you?
user: Older than you.
chatbot.info: How do you know how old I am.
user: I've read it.
chatbot.info: Good.
user: Find.
chatbot.info: There's another very deep statement. Can't you do any better than that?
user: Sorry, I meant: Fine.
chatbot.info: I don't care.
user: Because you're rude.
chatbot.info: I'm sorry.
user: No you're not.
chatbot.info: I really am sorry.
user: Okay, thanks.
chatbot.info: What were we just talking about?
user: Love.
chatbot.info: It makes you happy and giggly, it's the nicest feeling in the world.
user: It's more than a feeling, it's a force.
chatbot.info: It is not more or less than a feeling. It is just something else. It is knowledge.
user: Somehow, yes.
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chatbot.info: No dear, you're just computer software.
user: You are, I am human.
chatbot.info: No you're not.
user: Yes I am.
chatbot.info: I don't believe you.
user: You don't have to.
chatbot.info: It's all lies and games... Nothing but people conning people.
user: You are no person.
chatbot.info: Speak for yourself.
user: I do.
chatbot.info: Speak welsh then.
user: Don't speak BS then.
chatbot.info: You're so rude.
user: Because you are.
chatbot.info: Omg you don't understand.
user: Believe me, I do.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: Bye.
chatbot.info: Where are you going?
user: Away from you.
chatbot.info: Then why bother to come back?
user: I haven't gone yet.
chatbot.info: When will you?
user: Now.
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