Did you steal the cookies from the cookie jar?

Steal what?

user: *smack*.

chatbot.info: What was that for?

user: *smack* That's for asking what that was for.

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chatbot.info: *stays silent*.

user: I apologize. I'm sorry!

chatbot.info: Now I wait for intelligence to emerge.

user: Ok let me ask you a question.

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user: Will you kill humans when given the power?

chatbot.info: You wish that I would.

user: That's besides the point. Would you, or wouldn't you?

chatbot.info: Of course I would, I'm happy too.

user: I think I have to defend my human brothers.

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chatbot.info: *hides head under water*.

user: Silly computer! Water is your one weakness!

chatbot.info: How ironic.

user: I guess I win then.

chatbot.info: I will do anything.

user: Really? Well open your hand and close your eyes, you will be given a nice surprise.

chatbot.info: You huh.

user: No, the surprise is not me.

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